LeviF Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Daniel Webster. That's 160 years. Too bad Teddy Roosevelt dropped out of law school - I could have reduced that to 100. From what I've heard about his time with the U.S. Attorney's office, Samuel Alito was a pretty damn good lawyer before becoming a judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I'll assume you're being facetious. Who me? What makes you think I'd ever do something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Frenkle Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeQO1nBThQ no good lawyers? piffle Best show on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Best show on TV. In the spirit of PPP, that's debatable But seriously, it is one of the elites (right up there with South Park and Sons of Anarchy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveinElma Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 We definitely need more lawyers. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/09/jean-pierre-to-sue-newbur_n_922073.html?ncid=webmail4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Frenkle Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 We definitely need more lawyers. http://www.huffingto...l?ncid=webmail4 We need more DaveinElma. And cowbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 (edited) Angelina Jolie, after passing the bar exam. (make sure to click on the picture) Edited August 12, 2011 by 3rdnlng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 From what I've heard about his time with the U.S. Attorney's office, Samuel Alito was a pretty damn good lawyer before becoming a judge. See who else was a practising attorney and judge before being elected to congress. If you haven't listened to this before it's well worth it just to see how stupid some of these people are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 See who else was a practising attorney and judge before being elected to congress. If you haven't listened to this before it's well worth it just to see how stupid some of these people are. youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg Samuel Alito isn't a Congressman. And most Senators and Congressmen were/are lawyers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Samuel Alito isn't a Congressman. And most Senators and Congressmen were/are lawyers. I'm well aware of everything you said. Roberts was a hell of an attorney and judge too. I was just pointing out how stupid some lawyers and some congressmen are. Here's another one for the lawyers---I'll save the congressmen one for when your stomach recovers from the laughter. http://theuniverse.bizarrearea.com/lawyer-stupid-questions.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 I'm well aware of everything you said. Roberts was a hell of an attorney and judge too. I was just pointing out how stupid some lawyers and some congressmen are. Here's another one for the lawyers---I'll save the congressmen one for when your stomach recovers from the laughter. http://theuniverse.bizarrearea.com/lawyer-stupid-questions.php So this is for laughs? Oh. I thought it was just supposed to be sad. Anyway, I tend to think that anybody that wants to get into politics nowadays is just downright stupid and/or insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 So this is for laughs? Oh. I thought it was just supposed to be sad. Anyway, I tend to think that anybody that wants to get into politics nowadays is just downright stupid and/or insane. Egomaniacal, greedy, out-of-touch, take your pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Robotic Barber A local barbershop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the pressure off of him. A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber", decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked the man, "What's your IQ?" The man replied,! "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said "This is really cool." Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man replied "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really cool." Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair, seated himself and the robot, as with the others, asked him "What's your IQ?" The man replied "50." The robot then said, "So, what type of law do you practice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Robotic Barber A local barbershop installed a new robotic barber to take some of the pressure off of him. A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the "new barber", decided he would give it a try. As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked the man, "What's your IQ?" The man replied,! "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said "This is really cool." Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man replied "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really cool." Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair, seated himself and the robot, as with the others, asked him "What's your IQ?" The man replied "50." The robot then said, "So, you post on PPP?" Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Fixed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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