Buftex Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaeda-claims-us-mass-transportation-infrastructu,21008/
....lybob Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaeda-claims-us-mass-transportation-infrastructu,21008/ Maybe after we have been a third world nation a little while we could export our home grown terrorist overseas instead of getting foreign terrorist here- sounds like a jobs program.
DC Tom Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 He also revealed the terrorist organization had wasted six months planning to take down Amtrak's regional operations before realizing that with its constant delays and malfunctions, the government-owned passenger train service "basically terrorizes itself."
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Al-Qaeda sources confirmed that members of terror cells living in America regularly complain about the extreme difficulty of traveling around the country and say it has prevented them from doing their jobs effectively. A plot to destroy O'Hare International Airport was reportedly abandoned after constant flight delays made coordinating an attack nearly impossible
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