Buftex Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaeda-claims-us-mass-transportation-infrastructu,21008/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaeda-claims-us-mass-transportation-infrastructu,21008/ Maybe after we have been a third world nation a little while we could export our home grown terrorist overseas instead of getting foreign terrorist here- sounds like a jobs program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 He also revealed the terrorist organization had wasted six months planning to take down Amtrak's regional operations before realizing that with its constant delays and malfunctions, the government-owned passenger train service "basically terrorizes itself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Al-Qaeda sources confirmed that members of terror cells living in America regularly complain about the extreme difficulty of traveling around the country and say it has prevented them from doing their jobs effectively. A plot to destroy O'Hare International Airport was reportedly abandoned after constant flight delays made coordinating an attack nearly impossible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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