\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 clear glass tube fill with cocaine orange cigar tube filled with cocaine crack pipe http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/203894/58/Fort-Myers-woman-hid-drugs-in-her-vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fingon Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I bet she wishes she was rich enough to afford real cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 So, you're saying that she had crack in her crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 That's not normally what the vagina contains. Just wanted to point that out for those of you who don't know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 thats amazing................thats amazing........... why did you repeat yourself? I didnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 What's for lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 She's a slacker compared to the ones from a few months ago: A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 What kills me is the items kept just... falling out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 That's not normally what the vagina contains. Just wanted to point that out for those of you who don't know... Thanks for clearing that up, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I thought the article was going to say teeth, and it scared the crap out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Crab Cakes with cheese?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 She's a slacker compared to the ones from a few months ago: A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22. Just goes to show what you can accomplish when you apply yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 [http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/203894/58/Fort-Myers-woman-hid-drugs-in-her-vagina I was afraid there was going to b a picture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) I can't believe she wasn't protecting her stash with one of these. Edited August 2, 2011 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Thanks for clearing that up, I'm sure there's more than a few here who've never seen one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I'm sure there's more than a few here who've never seen one before. Tom is always looking out for the homosexuals and virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 clear glass tube fill with cocaine orange cigar tube filled with cocaine crack pipe http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/203894/58/Fort-Myers-woman-hid-drugs-in-her-vagina I've never smoked crack but..... doesn't she need a lighter for this plan to be successful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I've never smoked crack but..... doesn't she need a lighter for this plan to be successful? One of the investigators is in there taking inventory, he should be out soon. Think of Richard Dreyfus in Jaws, while on the dockside pulling out stuff from the shark, thats the image I am getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) That vagina is the gift that keeps on giving....although that is a recipe for the worst case of lock jaw in the history of mankind. Edited August 2, 2011 by Stl Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancasterSteve Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 That's not normally what the vagina contains. Just wanted to point that out for those of you who don't know... Good point Tom, never ever uderestimate the dumbing down of Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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