\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 clear glass tube fill with cocaine orange cigar tube filled with cocaine crack pipe http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/203894/58/Fort-Myers-woman-hid-drugs-in-her-vagina
Fingon Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 I bet she wishes she was rich enough to afford real cocaine.
Beerball Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 So, you're saying that she had crack in her crack?
DC Tom Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 That's not normally what the vagina contains. Just wanted to point that out for those of you who don't know...
dib Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 thats amazing................thats amazing........... why did you repeat yourself? I didnt.
bbb Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 She's a slacker compared to the ones from a few months ago: A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
theesir Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 What kills me is the items kept just... falling out.
Guffalo Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 That's not normally what the vagina contains. Just wanted to point that out for those of you who don't know... Thanks for clearing that up,
Jauronimo Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 I thought the article was going to say teeth, and it scared the crap out of me.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 She's a slacker compared to the ones from a few months ago: A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22. Just goes to show what you can accomplish when you apply yourself.
Lurker Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 [http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/203894/58/Fort-Myers-woman-hid-drugs-in-her-vagina I was afraid there was going to b a picture...
Jauronimo Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) I can't believe she wasn't protecting her stash with one of these. Edited August 2, 2011 by Jauronimo
DC Tom Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 Thanks for clearing that up, I'm sure there's more than a few here who've never seen one before.
Jauronimo Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 I'm sure there's more than a few here who've never seen one before. Tom is always looking out for the homosexuals and virgins.
Dan III Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 clear glass tube fill with cocaine orange cigar tube filled with cocaine crack pipe http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/203894/58/Fort-Myers-woman-hid-drugs-in-her-vagina I've never smoked crack but..... doesn't she need a lighter for this plan to be successful?
Guffalo Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 I've never smoked crack but..... doesn't she need a lighter for this plan to be successful? One of the investigators is in there taking inventory, he should be out soon. Think of Richard Dreyfus in Jaws, while on the dockside pulling out stuff from the shark, thats the image I am getting.
Stl Bills Posted August 2, 2011 Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) That vagina is the gift that keeps on giving....although that is a recipe for the worst case of lock jaw in the history of mankind. Edited August 2, 2011 by Stl Bills
LancasterSteve Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 That's not normally what the vagina contains. Just wanted to point that out for those of you who don't know... Good point Tom, never ever uderestimate the dumbing down of Americans.
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