4merper4mer Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 Either this will die down or I'll have to start a new thread but I had a bad weekend thanks to Greggy and his UFOs. I had to babysit my nephew and took him to get his haircut. When I told him to sit down in the beautician's chair, she seemed annoyed. Her name was Viv and I noticed she was snapping her gum the whole time we were in the waiting area. After I called her a beautician, the snap rate really spiked. She seemed pissed but wtf? Anyway my nephew started fidgeting a few minutes in and she was nice to him telling him to sit still. He did it again and I told him to listen to the beautician. This broad got really pissed and said "listen man, I'm not a beautician, I'm a cosmetologist". Wtf? She just cuts hair on the weekends I guess? No money in hoaxes any more? Maybe she should get into global warming. Anyway, I sort of chuckled and it pissed her off more but I indulged her and started talking about UFOs and aliens and stuff. She was really into it and opinionated. Let's just say her thoughts were in line with Greggy's...not surprising. Here's the thing; she was really assertive. In some ways she reminded me of Lee. She sucked at cutting hair though. Geez, my nephew looked like Friar Tuck. I have plenty of bowls and a Googlebot at home. Turns out he was her last cut for the day and I took my nephew for a milkshake. Well she ended up there and I thought I'd be nice and treat her. She refused at first but I insisted. She said "ok, but at least let me go to the counter and pick them up". We had a decent conversation and I thought that was it. When I was headed home I noticed her following us. Something came over me and I told the driver to let he follow us into the compoundium. I think she slipped something in my milkshake. When she came into the house I remember not being bothered and I sent the nephew off to his z-box to play video games. We sat and talked for a bit...again she was assertive. The next thing I remember I startled awake in my 37th bedroom, and something made me run to the window, which is in the front. I saw her pulling away in her Corolla. I didn't know what had happened but I definitely felt violated. A few hours later when I saw my nephew he said "Uncle: why did you keep screaming YES!"? I have pieced this together and I think Viv and I had sex. And in my state, it was definitely not conceptual. All that talk of aliens earlier, the fact that she knocked me out like one of those fake abduction stories and her assertiveness make me wonder if I might not have heard the last of this. I hope I'm wrong. And the haircut on my nephew is not going to allow me to forget for at least a few months. Geez. Quote
Deranged Rhino Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 That is a very disconcerting story. I have a few follow up questions starting with how you slept the night after your encounter. Did you have any nightmares or lucid dreams? I have a theory on what happened to you, but before I can go into detail you need to take this quiz and let us know your results: http://pleiadesx.com/starquiz.htm Quote
4merper4mer Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) That is a very disconcerting story. I have a few follow up questions starting with how you slept the night after your encounter. Did you have any nightmares or lucid dreams? I have a theory on what happened to you, but before I can go into detail you need to take this quiz and let us know your results: http://pleiadesx.com/starquiz.htm i looked at it and I'll take it, but one of the questions was: Do you believe in the natural superiority of women? and "lol" was not one of the choices for an answer. This will yield an inaccurate result from this test. Another one: If offered a choice, meeting a celebrity, or a guru ~ would you choose the guru? "Neither" isn't offered as an option. Results: WHOA! I didn't believe in any of this crap and I still don't think I do, but I took the test twice. The first time I score a 34 which is weird because Thurman Thomas was definitely one of my all time favorites. I decided to think my answers in a more in depth fashion and then I scored a 12. Holy crap. Then I thought twice is not enough. I tried to will myself into scoring an exact score a few times.....right on cue I got a 78, then an 83, then a 55 but that quickly changed to a 97. Whoa again. I have no idea how this highly sophisticated test computes its score but it was like it knew what I wanted to see. Amazing. The last one freaked me out. I was just messing and tried to get a 5, and I did. When I looked down at my keyboard I felt hopeless and wanted to do something safe. I swear it looked like I was wearing gloves. Any thoughts on how I did? Oh, and I did not sleep the night after the Viv thing but it was not my normal night to sleep anyway. The next time I did sleep I had a dream about Lee and Viv. They alternated back and forth and Viv was joking about some dude named Mickey who slipped. The other dream was just your standard average dream about a banana peel, a gyroscope, a rabbi, a wooly mammoth, a model T Ford, a ping pong paddle, Dilbert, Colonel Klink's moniker, a pomegranate and a bag of high fructose corn syrup walking into a bar....we all know the joke. Anyway I guess the weird part was when an arm reached into the bar, grabbed the ping pong paddle and slammed the gyroscope right into and through my forehead. It was Viv and I was back in the other dream but her ping pong swing looked just like Lee's tennis swing. I don't make much of it though, sometimes even normal dreams turn a little weird. Edit: Oh, and another thing. After 49 questions I was told I was half done, but there were still 51 questions left. Was I supposed to take a little longer to answer the first 49? Edited October 26, 2015 by 4merper4mer Quote
Deranged Rhino Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 Hmm... There's much here to consider. Give me the afternoon to analyze this and I'll get back to you. The task masters have me under deadline today so I'm sadly a bit off the grid. Quote
Deranged Rhino Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 My analysis is still forthcoming, until then there is this: Aliens 'already exist on earth', Bulgarian scientists claim Aliens from outer space are already among us on earth, say Bulgarian government scientists who claim they are already in contact with extraterrestrial life. It's poorly written and from Bulgaria -- so, it's gotta be true. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/bulgaria/6650677/Aliens-already-exist-on-earth-Bulgarian-scientists-claim.html Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Operations/Space_Situational_Awareness/Reentry_data_will_help_improve_prediction_models Quote
/dev/null Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 My analysis is still forthcoming, until then there is this: It's poorly written and from Bulgaria -- so, it's gotta be true. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/bulgaria/6650677/Aliens-already-exist-on-earth-Bulgarian-scientists-claim.html any updates on this? Quote
4merper4mer Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) any updates on this? Seriously. If Viv really is a cosmotologist, what was she putting in my drink? I don't believe in this alien stuff, but people are crazy and even though aliens are fake, if she believes they are real, I am worried. Edited October 28, 2015 by 4merper4mer Quote
4merper4mer Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 My analysis is still forthcoming, until then there is this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/bulgaria/6650677/Aliens-already-exist-on-earth-Bulgarian-scientists-claim.html Any updates on this? Quote
Deranged Rhino Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 Any updates on this? I sent your results to a "friend" who said he found them to be quite perplexing. He asked me not to discuss anything with anyone until we had a chance to meet face to face, hence my delayed response. The meeting finally happened last night and I have to say, it might be time to start rethinking your beliefs on this topic -- for your own personal safety. According to my friend, the fact your score changed, and reflected the numbers of Buffalo's greatest players (and I presume your favorite team), is evidence that you possess a "cosmic soul" with untapped powers. These powers include the ability to talk to, and with, animals (especially pet hamsters gerbils whose names begin with a consonant), the ability to hear hidden messages embedded in most pop music without having to play it backwards, and the ability to levitate small to large objects with your mind. This friend told me that online test was actually a trap designed to out the most hidden "wanderers" to the powers that be. The powers that be are attempting to track down and convert, or eliminate, any and all wanderers before the uprising takes place. My friend believes you are not only one of these wanders, but perhaps their leader. I don't know what any of that means myself, but he said you should be very concerned about your own personal safety as there may be elements out there who will attempt to get you either to join their evil plot, or eliminate you from the equation. His last words before he left last night were these: "Tell your friend to grow eyes in the back of his head." It should be noted my "friend" at this point in the conversation was making this face: Quote
Deranged Rhino Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 Will this ever go away? Once disclosure happens, I'm sure it'll be forgotten. Quote
4merper4mer Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) I sent your results to a "friend" who said he found them to be quite perplexing. He asked me not to discuss anything with anyone until we had a chance to meet face to face, hence my delayed response. The meeting finally happened last night and I have to say, it might be time to start rethinking your beliefs on this topic -- for your own personal safety. According to my friend, the fact your score changed, and reflected the numbers of Buffalo's greatest players (and I presume your favorite team), is evidence that you possess a "cosmic soul" with untapped powers. These powers include the ability to talk to, and with, animals (especially pet hamsters gerbils whose names begin with a consonant), the ability to hear hidden messages embedded in most pop music without having to play it backwards, and the ability to levitate small to large objects with your mind. This friend told me that online test was actually a trap designed to out the most hidden "wanderers" to the powers that be. The powers that be are attempting to track down and convert, or eliminate, any and all wanderers before the uprising takes place. My friend believes you are not only one of these wanders, but perhaps their leader. I don't know what any of that means myself, but he said you should be very concerned about your own personal safety as there may be elements out there who will attempt to get you either to join their evil plot, or eliminate you from the equation. His last words before he left last night were these: "Tell your friend to grow eyes in the back of his head." It should be noted my "friend" at this point in the conversation was making this face: They has been after me for years without any permanent victories. Color me unafraid. Edited November 5, 2015 by 4merper4mer Quote
4merper4mer Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 Also, how is it possible for my hamsters names to "start with a Russian astronaut". That seems weird. Quote
LeGOATski Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 Those are military special ops practicing a night drop. Quote
Deranged Rhino Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 Those are military special ops practicing a night drop. Maybe. The poster on YouTube said there was a fireball before he could start recording which makes me think they are fragments of an asteroid or space rock breaking up on entry. The way they move seems to hint at that but I didn't notice until I watched it full screen. Quote
LeGOATski Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 Maybe. The poster on YouTube said there was a fireball before he could start recording which makes me think they are fragments of an asteroid or space rock breaking up on entry. The way they move seems to hint at that but I didn't notice until I watched it full screen. The Taurid meteor shower is going on now. Supposed to be visible in Florida and the West Coast. Quote
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