Mark from Albany Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 ... that I just saw a squirrel trying to cool off his nuts.
erynthered Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 It's so hot............... that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used as a branding iron.
CowgirlsFan Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 My nuts are dragging on the ground today. Yep!! I see you have some DFW weather today. Better strap on some ice packs!!
UConn James Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 It's so hot... Satan went home until it cools off. It's so hot... Rosie O’Donnell is selling shade. It's so hot... Burger King is saying, "If you want it your way... cook it yourself!" It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen! It's so hot... I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog. It's so hot... the ice cream man is now only selling milkshakes. It's so hot... every gay person who's ever come out of the closet has gone back in. It's so hot... L.A. Dodgers fans were seen removing the paper bags from over their heads. It's so hot... you've been getting hot flashes --- and you're a man! It's so hot... Paris Hilton has sworn off making sex tapes until we get a cool snap. It's so hot... I saw a dog chasing a cat --- and they were both walking. It's so hot... Al Sharpton came over to swim at Don Imus's pool party. It's so hot... people driving their Mustangs with the top down and seat belts on have "FORD" branded into their hips. It's so hot... cows are giving evaporated milk. It's so hot... digital thermometers have a reading of “Are you friggin' kidding me!!?” It's so hot... birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. It's so hot... you've experienced condensation on your rear from the hot water in the toilet bowl. It’s so hot... you can wear wrinkled clothes outside, and get them steam-pressed. It's so hot... chickens are laying boiled eggs. It’s so hot... even the sun is looking for some shade. It’s so hot... not only can you fry an egg on a sidewalk --- you can cook hash browns to go with it. It's so hot... the retirement center is having a wet T-shirt contest. It's so hot... the fish are sweating. It's so hot... Jehovah's Witnesses started tele-marketing. It's so hot... hot water comes out the 'Cold' tap, and steam comes out of the 'Hot.' It's so hot... I saw a turkey praying for Thanksgiving. It's so hot... you need a spatula to remove your clothing. It's so hot... your kids' braces are giving third-degree burns on their lips. It's so hot... the strawberries are ripe and the cab drivers are riper. It's so hot... the ducks on the lake come in "original recipe" and "extra crispy." It's so hot... your car overheats before you start to drive it. And it's so hot... How hot is it? It is *so* hot... Democrats are taking their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves.
Just Jack Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 Beating the heat, a woman strips to bra and shorts in Syracuse downtown no pics, just an article
BuffaloBill Posted July 21, 2011 Posted July 21, 2011 Beating the heat, a woman strips to bra and shorts in Syracuse downtown no pics, just an article She was not likely to be model material
DC Tom Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Beating the heat, a woman strips to bra and shorts in Syracuse downtown no pics, just an article I guess, as a moderator, you're entitled to a little bit of self-promotion...
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 It's 22:00 and 90 frickin degrees High of 70 in beautiful Anchorage today. Sunny no humidity or wind. OH thats right this is a frozen wasteland No one but a nut would live here.
Buftex Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 We have had our 37th day of 100+ temperatures here in Texas. And we havn't hit our hottest time of year yet, which is August, September...somebody needs to tell Rick Perry, "God heard your prayers, and he just said "NO"!
GoodBye Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 High of 70 in beautiful Anchorage today. Sunny no humidity or wind. OH thats right this is a frozen wasteland No one but a nut would live here. We are having the same weather. I think OR, WA, and AK are the only 3 states having beautiful weather.
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 We are having the same weather. I think OR, WA, and AK are the only 3 states having beautiful weather. The company I work for[Evergreen international] is based in McMinnville OR.I would have no problem relocating there.
GoodBye Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 The company I work for[Evergreen international] is based in McMinnville OR.I would have no problem relocating there. McMinnville is nice. I'd live there as well. Wine country! I'm sick of living in the Portland metro area because the traffic is getting worse by the day.
Wacka Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 It's been in the high 80s-low 90s, about average or a little under for this time of year. Has been a cool summer in the SF area.
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 (edited) Three weeks of this... with no end in sight. Last week was worse actually at 105-108 (114 unofficially at my house). So, why, you might ask, am I leaving this afternoon for a place that is even ? Because it is sooo . Have a great weekend and stay cool yall! GO BILLS!!! Edited July 22, 2011 by Stranger in a Strange Land
Mark from Albany Posted July 22, 2011 Author Posted July 22, 2011 ...that I saw a robin dipping his worm into a birdbath.
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Scorcher again today in Anchorage. 11 AM and already a blistering 65 degrees
/dev/null Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Scorcher again today in Anchorage. 11 AM and already a blistering 65 degrees Nice day to go to the beach
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