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In a possibly related development, this week the TSA received a flood of new applications for screener positions.

 

An excuse to fondle large-breasted women. Next they'll be installing stripper poles at the backscatter machines. The TSA isn't even trying anymore.

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An excuse to fondle large-breasted women. Next they'll be installing stripper poles at the backscatter machines. The TSA isn't even trying anymore.

 

 

What's next? Dynamite tampons?

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How will they activate? Will this be like those instant cold packs, that you squeeze to pop the inner bag, then shake? Or will there be a fuse to light instead of a nipple?

 

Lip and tongue activated.....

Edited by JoeF
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