Gary M Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 A monkey would freeze to death in two minutes in Canada. Air go a half monkey would only live four minutes. What if he was 1/3 Monkey, 1/3 human and 1/3 eskimo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 What if he was 1/3 Monkey, 1/3 human and 1/3 eskimo? Eskimos are human so that is 2/3 human but you can't have 1/3s you can only have 1/4s because of grandmas and grandpas and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 What if he was 1/3 Monkey, 1/3 human and 1/3 eskimo? Or half man, half Eskimonkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Or half man, half Eskimonkey? Wouldn't that be a third man, two-thirds Eskimonkey? ...which is distinguishable from a Canadian how, precisely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Wouldn't that be a third man, two-thirds Eskimonkey? ...which is distinguishable from a Canadian how, precisely? Canadians aren't human Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Canadians aren't human Of course not, not if they're two-thirds Eskimonkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Canadians aren't human Of course not, not if they're two-thirds Eskimonkey. So when two Canukistanis get divorced does one of them get Eskimony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 (edited) Speaking of Beck, he is renting a home near Austin...more reason to think about leaving... They are saying this could be something to do with Rick Perry's impending candidacy...doomsday! If he thought the liberals in the NY parks weren't nice... http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2011/jun/29/glenn-beck-rents-4-million-home-westlake/ Edited July 3, 2011 by Buftex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Speaking of Beck, he is renting a home near Austin Keep Austin Weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 (edited) Speaking of Beck, he is renting a home near Austin...more reason to think about leaving... They are saying this could be something to do with Rick Perry's impending candidacy...doomsday! If he thought the liberals in the NY parks weren't nice... http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2011/jun/29/glenn-beck-rents-4-million-home-westlake/ I was reading peoples comments after the article and it's interesting to see how people think- one guy wrote Well only in Texas can you walk into a restaurant and ask, at random, "Can I get a jump?", and then have a guy leave his meal and say, "Yep, but do you have cables?" and of course I left them at home, and one of the staff overhears, and offers his cables... and only In Texas can you try to repay the guy by buying is meal, and he flat out refuses. in Buffalo only a million times have I've seen people give each jumps, push or shovel people out of the snow, or even do the dangerous act of changing someones tire when a car is broke down with a flat and I'm sure it's like that in alot of places. Someone else wrote about how Texas has such very low unemployment because they are so conservative, of course they're tied with Delaware for 20th. UNEMPLOYMENT RATES, SEASONALLY ADJUSTED Alabama 9.6%(p) in May 2011 Alaska 7.4%(p) in May 2011 Arizona 9.1%(p) in May 2011 Arkansas 7.8%(p) in May 2011 California 11.7%(p) in May 2011 Colorado 8.7%(p) in May 2011 Connecticut 9.1%(p) in May 2011 Delaware 8.0%(p) in May 2011 D.C. 9.8%(p) in May 2011 Florida 10.6%(p) in May 2011 Georgia 9.8%(p) in May 2011 Hawaii 6.0%(p) in May 2011 Idaho 9.4%(p) in May 2011 Illinois 8.9%(p) in May 2011 Indiana 8.2%(p) in May 2011 Iowa 6.0%(p) in May 2011 Kansas 6.6%(p) in May 2011 Kentucky 9.8%(p) in May 2011 Louisiana 8.2%(p) in May 2011 Maine 7.7%(p) in May 2011 Maryland 6.8%(p) in May 2011 Massachusetts 7.6%(p) in May 2011 Michigan 10.3%(p) in May 2011 Minnesota 6.6%(p) in May 2011 Mississippi 10.3%(p) in May 2011 Missouri 8.9%(p) in May 2011 Montana 7.3%(p) in May 2011 Nebraska 4.1%(p) in May 2011 Nevada 12.1%(p) in May 2011 New Hampshire 4.8%(p) in May 2011 New Jersey 9.4%(p) in May 2011 New Mexico 6.9%(p) in May 2011 New York 7.9%(p) in May 2011 North Carolina 9.7%(p) in May 2011 North Dakota 3.2%(p) in May 2011 Ohio 8.6%(p) in May 2011 Oklahoma 5.3%(p) in May 2011 Oregon 9.3%(p) in May 2011 Pennsylvania 7.4%(p) in May 2011 Puerto Rico 16.0% in May 2011 Rhode Island 10.9%(p) in May 2011 South Carolina 10.0%(p) in May 2011 South Dakota 4.8%(p) in May 2011 Tennessee 9.7%(p) in May 2011 Texas 8.0%(p) in May 2011 Utah 7.3%(p) in May 2011 Vermont 5.4%(p) in May 2011 Virginia 6.0%(p) in May 2011 Washington 9.1%(p) in May 2011 West Virginia 8.6%(p) in May 2011 Wisconsin 7.4%(p) in May 2011 Wyoming 6.0%(p) in May 2011 It reminds me of DaveinElma crime spree delight when statistically violent crime has trended downward since the 80s- at least to 2009 latest stats I could fine, the murder rate has dropped in half per 100,000 but Dave thinks it's the worse it's ever been. Edited July 3, 2011 by ....lybob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 (edited) Another Bat-shite crazy Huff Post article on the economy. Edited July 3, 2011 by Nanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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