Just Jack Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Book of the B word: A Complete Guide to Understanding and Caring for Bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 (edited) LMAO! Since when has man been able to understand the complexities of bezatches? Edited June 23, 2011 by Pilsner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Girls, you want to understand guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 A little joke along the lines of this topic..... A man who was very active in the church and teaching God’s word was visited by God himself one day. God said to him, “Son, you have always been faithful and have always spread my word. I want to reward you for your dedication, so I am going to grant you one wish that I will make happen as a token of my gratitude to you.” The man thought for a long while, and finally, he came to his conclusion and told God, “Lord, I really love driving my motorcycle along the pacific highway, so my wish is to have a bridge from the pacific coast to Hawaii so that I can enjoy riding my motorcycle there too.” God looked at him for a few moments and then said, “Son, I’m disappointed in you, I wanted you to ask for something that would help all mankind, yet you were selfish and asked for something you wanted for yourself. I can build this bridge, it will exhaust many of the earths natural resources, but I can and will build it for you if you want it.” The man though again for a few moments, and said, “I am truly sorry God, I was selfish, and I want to change my wish. I want men to be able to know what women are thinking. I no longer want men to have to wonder why a woman is crying, they will just know. Men everywhere will no longer have to ask a woman, “What’s Wrong?”, because we will know what is wrong. This is what I want for all mankind. God looked at the man for a few moments, and then replied, . . . . . “Do you want two lanes or four lanes on the bridge?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Jack, how is it working out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 A little joke along the lines of this topic..... A man who was very active in the church and teaching God’s word was visited by God himself one day. God said to him, “Son, you have always been faithful and have always spread my word. I want to reward you for your dedication, so I am going to grant you one wish that I will make happen as a token of my gratitude to you.” The man thought for a long while, and finally, he came to his conclusion and told God, “Lord, I really love driving my motorcycle along the pacific highway, so my wish is to have a bridge from the pacific coast to Hawaii so that I can enjoy riding my motorcycle there too.” God looked at him for a few moments and then said, “Son, I’m disappointed in you, I wanted you to ask for something that would help all mankind, yet you were selfish and asked for something you wanted for yourself. I can build this bridge, it will exhaust many of the earths natural resources, but I can and will build it for you if you want it.” The man though again for a few moments, and said, “I am truly sorry God, I was selfish, and I want to change my wish. I want men to be able to know what women are thinking. I no longer want men to have to wonder why a woman is crying, they will just know. Men everywhere will no longer have to ask a woman, “What’s Wrong?”, because we will know what is wrong. This is what I want for all mankind. God looked at the man for a few moments, and then replied, . . . . . “Do you want two lanes or four lanes on the bridge?” That joke is so old it could vote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 That joke is so old it could vote... So that makes it bad? I prefer to think it's an oldie but a goodie...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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