maryland-bills-fan Posted June 13, 2011 Posted June 13, 2011 2011 Draft Rd Sel# Pos. School 1 3 Dareus, M. DT Alabama 2 34 Williams, A. CB Texas 3 68 Sheppard, K. ILB LSU 4 100 Searcy, D. SS North Carolina 4 122 Hairston, C. OT Clemson 5 133 White, J. RB North Carolina 6 169 White, C. ILB Mississippi State 7 206 Rogers, J. CB Richmond 7 245 Jasper, M. DT Jasper is from Tennesee. Tennesee was a border state in the War of Northern Agression and, althought it had a star in the Stars and Bars, it was the last state to seceed from the union and the eastern half of the state was pro-union. All the rest of the players from from solid confederate southern states. Gailey will not be sure if he can trust Jasper and may quiz him on what strain of crowder peas and okra he prefers. You heard it hear first.
Jauronimo Posted June 13, 2011 Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) Heretic! The OP should be excommunicated from the board! Edited June 13, 2011 by Jauronimo
thebandit27 Posted June 13, 2011 Posted June 13, 2011 I am a big fan of nachos...I'm serious...I really, really like nachos.
Doc Posted June 13, 2011 Posted June 13, 2011 He should get cut for visiting Walmart/McDonald's combo stores.
Jauronimo Posted June 13, 2011 Posted June 13, 2011 2011 Draft Rd Sel# Pos. School 1 3 Dareus, M. DT Alabama 2 34 Williams, A. CB Texas 3 68 Sheppard, K. ILB LSU 4 100 Searcy, D. SS North Carolina 4 122 Hairston, C. OT Clemson 5 133 White, J. RB North Carolina 6 169 White, C. ILB Mississippi State 7 206 Rogers, J. CB Richmond 7 245 Jasper, M. DT Jasper is from Tennesee. Tennesee was a border state in the War of Northern Agression and, althought it had a star in the Stars and Bars, it was the last state to seceed from the union and the eastern half of the state was pro-union. All the rest of the players from from solid confederate southern states. Gailey will not be sure if he can trust Jasper and may quiz him on what strain of crowder peas and okra he prefers. You heard it hear first. I think its obvious that this post is more slanderous libel from the midget propaganda machine. They've had it out for Jasper ever since he may have doubted their existence.
Green Lightning Posted June 13, 2011 Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) The theory is bunk. Jasper would eat any and all peas and okra and anything else that didn't move....or he could catch. Edited June 13, 2011 by Green Lightning
fansince88 Posted June 13, 2011 Posted June 13, 2011 The theory is bunk. Jasper would eat any and all peas and okra and anything else that didn't move....or he could catch. I hope he eats up Brady! 2011 Draft Rd Sel# Pos. School 1 3 Dareus, M. DT Alabama 2 34 Williams, A. CB Texas 3 68 Sheppard, K. ILB LSU 4 100 Searcy, D. SS North Carolina 4 122 Hairston, C. OT Clemson 5 133 White, J. RB North Carolina 6 169 White, C. ILB Mississippi State 7 206 Rogers, J. CB Richmond 7 245 Jasper, M. DT Jasper is from Tennesee. Tennesee was a border state in the War of Northern Agression and, althought it had a star in the Stars and Bars, it was the last state to seceed from the union and the eastern half of the state was pro-union. All the rest of the players from from solid confederate southern states. Gailey will not be sure if he can trust Jasper and may quiz him on what strain of crowder peas and okra he prefers. You heard it hear first. You said from from Hahaha! How are we supposed to take this serious if you say fromfrom???
JinWPB Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 I think he makes the team. He went to Bethel Univ. which reminds me of Bethlehem, so he obviously has God on his side.
Andre Speed Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 here's my theory: this lack of actual football is driving all of us GAGA! ~~~ (even those of us who can't sing). but a post like this is a helluvalot better than that infighting BS i've seen FROMFROM other threads. ~AS
....lybob Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 The question isn't weather Jasper is good enough to play with the Bills but if the Bills are good enough to play with Jasper.
maryland-bills-fan Posted June 14, 2011 Author Posted June 14, 2011 I hope he eats up Brady! You said from from Hahaha! How are we supposed to take this serious if you say fromfrom??? I stutter when I'm drunk.
fansince88 Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 I think he makes the team. He went to Bethel Univ. which reminds me of Bethlehem, so he obviously has God on his side. You might be on to something big here Jin. Beth means house and El means God. ei ElElYON: God most High. ElShadai: God Almighty So bethel would mean house of God... That my friends is your little bible study of the day.
Scrappy Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 I am a big fan of nachos...I'm serious...I really, really like nachos. I like hard hair tacos myself.
MikeSpeed Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 Jasper the friendly guard. Huh? What that you say? He's a defensive tackle again? Crud, there's goes my marketing ploy.
tennesseeboy Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 hey..I'm in East Tennessee...last player from down the road to play in the NFL was Jason Whitten. And we do lay claim to Davy Crockett, and Daniel Boone spent time here. Andrew Jackson and Sam Houston practiced law right down the street. We could always use a qb like UT's Peyton Manning, or a DL like Reggie White...We got some nice mountains and lakes and no income tax....God's country. Now I'm sure Jasper will be a Hall of Fame player.
Mr Info Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 2011 Draft Rd Sel# Pos. School 1 3 Dareus, M. DT Alabama 2 34 Williams, A. CB Texas 3 68 Sheppard, K. ILB LSU 4 100 Searcy, D. SS North Carolina 4 122 Hairston, C. OT Clemson 5 133 White, J. RB North Carolina 6 169 White, C. ILB Mississippi State 7 206 Rogers, J. CB Richmond 7 245 Jasper, M. DT Jasper is from Tennesee. Tennesee was a border state in the War of Northern Agression and, althought it had a star in the Stars and Bars, it was the last state to seceed from the union and the eastern half of the state was pro-union. All the rest of the players from from solid confederate southern states. Gailey will not be sure if he can trust Jasper and may quiz him on what strain of crowder peas and okra he prefers. You heard it hear first. You said from from Hahaha! How are we supposed to take this serious if you say fromfrom??? "...althought....to seceed from..." You should help Chan make sure those southern boys know their grammar and spelling.
Dr. K Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 2011 Draft Rd Sel# Pos. School 1 3 Dareus, M. DT Alabama 2 34 Williams, A. CB Texas 3 68 Sheppard, K. ILB LSU 4 100 Searcy, D. SS North Carolina 4 122 Hairston, C. OT Clemson 5 133 White, J. RB North Carolina 6 169 White, C. ILB Mississippi State 7 206 Rogers, J. CB Richmond 7 245 Jasper, M. DT Jasper is from Tennesee. Tennesee was a border state in the War of Northern Agression and, althought it had a star in the Stars and Bars, it was the last state to seceed from the union and the eastern half of the state was pro-union. All the rest of the players from from solid confederate southern states. Gailey will not be sure if he can trust Jasper and may quiz him on what strain of crowder peas and okra he prefers. You heard it hear first. There goes that theory--North Carolina was the last state to join the Confederacy (May 20 1861 for NC, May 7 for Tenn). Most of WESTERN NC did not support the cause. Therefore the entire theory falls like a house of cards So maybe its Searcy and J. White who will have to go out of their way to prove their bona fides to Chan. I suggest the North Carolina barbecue test, which is worth taking by any and every fan anyway, if you are at all interested in weighing 400 pounds.
The Wiz Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 I like hard hair tacos myself. Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from the factory to the supermarket to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside of you.
3rdnlng Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 The question isn't weather Jasper is good enough to play with the Bills but if the Bills are good enough to play with Jasper. The weather is tough in Buffalo, but when it is too tough for them it is just right for us.
Beerball Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 hey..I'm in East Tennessee...last player from down the road to play in the NFL was Jason Whitten. And we do lay claim to Davy Crockett, and Daniel Boone spent time here. Andrew Jackson and Sam Houston practiced law right down the street. We could always use a qb like UT's Peyton Manning, or a DL like Reggie White...We got some nice mountains and lakes and no income tax....God's country. Now I'm sure Jasper will be a Hall of Fame player. You forgot the chiggers.
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