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Star Trek- Reasons Why Kirk is Better than Picard Shirt

 

1. Kirk collects antique guns. Picard collects antique matrioshka nesting dolls.

2. Picard is from France.

3. Picard once wore formal Klingon robes for a Klingon ceremony. If Kirk ever wore Klingon robes it would be because he took them off a dead Klingon.

4. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his enemies. (Need we say more?)

5. Kirk once said: Youre the Captains woman till he says your not.

6. Picards engineer wears goofy wrap-around sunglasses. Kirks engineer wears a kilt and can drink you under the table.

7. Kirk fought the Greek god Apollo. And won.

8. Kirk would have slept with Beverly Crusher by episode two.

9. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily.

10. Picard grew up on a quaint little French vineyard, squishing grapes with his toes, while Kirk slung bails of wheat and hay in Iowa to put himself through school.

12. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty.

13. Kirk ate little colored cubes and still remained relatively healthy.

14. Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology.

15. Picard hasn't fathered any children; Kirk -- probably millions.

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Star Trek- Reasons Why Kirk is Better than Picard Shirt

 

1. Kirk collects antique guns. Picard collects antique matrioshka nesting dolls.

2. Picard is from France.

3. Picard once wore formal Klingon robes for a Klingon ceremony. If Kirk ever wore Klingon robes it would be because he took them off a dead Klingon.

4. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his enemies. (Need we say more?)

5. Kirk once said: “You’re the Captain’s woman till he says your not.”

6. Picard’s engineer wears goofy wrap-around sunglasses. Kirk’s engineer wears a kilt and can drink you under the table.

7. Kirk fought the Greek god Apollo. And won.

8. Kirk would have slept with Beverly Crusher by episode two.

9. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily.

10. Picard grew up on a quaint little French vineyard, squishing grapes with his toes, while Kirk slung bails of wheat and hay in Iowa to put himself through school.

12. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty.”

13. Kirk ate little colored cubes and still remained relatively healthy.

14. Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology. 15. Picard hasn't fathered any children; Kirk -- probably millions.

 

Without having to Google it for answers to copy/paste...

 

Picard has never been demoted

Picard doesn't let Klingons run amok on his ship with medieval weapons

Picard travels back in time to save humanity from The Borg. Kirk travels back in time to save the freakin whales

Klingons fight Kirk. Klingons fight for Picard

The good news is you got orders to the flagship USS Enterprise. The bad news is you wear a red shirt. Which Captain do you want leading you into battle?

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Without having to Google it for answers to copy/paste...

 

Picard has never been demoted

Picard doesn't let Klingons run amok on his ship with medieval weapons

Picard travels back in time to save humanity from The Borg. Kirk travels back in time to save the freakin whales

Klingons fight Kirk. Klingons fight for Picard

The good news is you got orders to the flagship USS Enterprise. The bad news is you wear a red shirt. Which Captain do you want leading you into battle?

 

Picard's dress uniform is...a dress.

Picard has a therapist sitting next to him on the bridge.

Picard never hit anyone with a flying double-footed kick to the chest.

Picard got captured and assimilated by the Borg...Kirk destroyed Landru, V'Ger, Va'al, Nomad, the doomsday machine, Jack the Ripper, and defeated both the Nazis and Genghis Khan.

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Picard's dress uniform is...a dress.

Picard doesn't set Starfleet dress code. That's something that has evolved over time. You know, like from the last century

 

Picard has a therapist sitting next to him on the bridge.

So you don't want to have Counselor Troi sitting next to you?

 

Picard never hit anyone with a flying double-footed kick to the chest.

That's what subordinates are for. Dudes the Captain, he has more important things to worry about

 

Picard got captured and assimilated by the Borg...Kirk destroyed Landru, V'Ger, Va'al, Nomad, the doomsday machine, Jack the Ripper, and defeated both the Nazis and Genghis Khan.

Picard prevented Q from stopping humanity from ever existing. If humanity had never existed, Jack the Ripper, the Nazis, Gengish Khan, etc would never have existed either

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Picard doesn't set Starfleet dress code. That's something that has evolved over time. You know, like from the last century

 

Everyone else wore pants. Picard wore a dress.

 

So you don't want to have Counselor Troi sitting next to you?

 

Kirk didn't need eye candy (in as much as Troi was) sitting next to him. He had it waiting for him in his quarters. Picard had...goldfish.

 

Picard prevented Q from stopping humanity from ever existing. If humanity had never existed, Jack the Ripper, the Nazis, Gengish Khan, etc would never have existed either

 

Conveniently forgetting that Q wasn't stopping humanity from ever existing...Q was testing Picard, sending him on some kitty-ass voyage of self discovery.

 

Kirk never went on a voyage of self-discovery. Kirk went on voyages of winning.

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Everyone else wore pants. Picard wore a dress.

 

 

 

Kirk didn't need eye candy (in as much as Troi was) sitting next to him. He had it waiting for him in his quarters. Picard had...goldfish.

 

 

 

Conveniently forgetting that Q wasn't stopping humanity from ever existing...Q was testing Picard, sending him on some kitty-ass voyage of self discovery.

 

Kirk never went on a voyage of self-discovery. Kirk went on voyages of winning.

 

Tom, you've officially reclaimed the title. Swearing in is at noon tomorrow, where your possessions will be moved into the residence while you deliver your re-inaugural address and you'll be given a new set of launch codes.

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Tom, you've officially reclaimed the title. Swearing in is at noon tomorrow, where your possessions will be moved into the residence while you deliver your re-inaugural address and you'll be given a new set of launch codes.

 

I knew it wouldn't be long... :lol:

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