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The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

 

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied,

 

"First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

 

Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled,

 

"Um... No."

 

"Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

 

The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted when the lawyer added,

 

"Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident?" the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "Leaving her pennyless with three children?"

 

The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, said simply,

 

"I had no idea..."

 

On a roll, the lawyer cut her off once again,

 

"So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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