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OK, that does it! Now I'm hopping mad!!! :angry:

Perhaps I should shut this thread down? It's your call Senator, these fools who use their ignorance as a crutch should be ashamed of themselves. Just say the word and I'll cut them off at the knees.

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0:)

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a gully?

Rocky

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuana?

Bud

 

What do you call an electrician with no arms and no legs?

Sparky

 

What do you call a plumber with no arms and no legs?

Wet

 

What do you call a cat with no legs?

Dogfood

 

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.

 

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window?

Curt n' Rod

 

What was the name of the limbless guy that fell in the fire?

Bernie

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?

Doug

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under?

Douglas

 

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no torso?

Dick

 

What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team?

First base

 

What was the name of the limbless guy that was boiled by cannibals?

Stu

 

What was the name of the limbless girl who was stuck on a femce?

Barb

 

What was the name of the limbless guy that worked at the soda plant?

Tab

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?

Mike

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car?

Jack

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door?

Matt

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box?

Bill

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?

Skip

 

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?

Sandy

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?

Phil

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank?

Rob

 

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen

 

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other, married to a politician?

Tipper

 

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a dirt road?

Dusty

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who left a smudge on your floor?

Mark

 

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

 

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat?

Bob

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over a fence?

Homer

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?

Frank

 

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?

Patty

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?

Russell

 

 

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Perhaps I should shut this thread down? It's your call Senator, these fools who use their ignorance as a crutch should be ashamed of themselves. Just say the word and I'll cut them off at the knees.

Thanks, BeerSphere, but no need.

 

I realize they're trying to step on my toes. Someone has to be mature about this. I'll just walk away, smugly knowing how much money I save on socks.

 

(God has His own way of meting out punishment - they are far more likely to sprain an ankle, blow out a knee, or get bit by a rattlesnake.)

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Thanks, BeerSphere, but no need.

 

I realize they're trying to step on my toes. Someone has to be mature about this. I'll just walk away, smugly knowing how much money I save on socks.

 

(God has His own way of meting out punishment - they are far more likely to sprain an ankle, blow out a knee, or get bit by a rattlesnake.)

 

 

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