Beerball Posted June 10, 2011 Author Posted June 10, 2011 OK, that does it! Now I'm hopping mad!!! Perhaps I should shut this thread down? It's your call Senator, these fools who use their ignorance as a crutch should be ashamed of themselves. Just say the word and I'll cut them off at the knees.
erynthered Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a gully? Rocky What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuana? Bud What do you call an electrician with no arms and no legs? Sparky What do you call a plumber with no arms and no legs? Wet What do you call a cat with no legs? Dogfood What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway. What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window? Curt n' Rod What was the name of the limbless guy that fell in the fire? Bernie What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under? Douglas What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no torso? Dick What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team? First base What was the name of the limbless guy that was boiled by cannibals? Stu What was the name of the limbless girl who was stuck on a femce? Barb What was the name of the limbless guy that worked at the soda plant? Tab What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium? Mike What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car? Jack What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing? Skip What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach? Sandy What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank? Rob What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other, married to a politician? Tipper What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a dirt road? Dusty What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who left a smudge on your floor? Mark What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat? Bob What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over a fence? Homer What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill? Frank What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill? Patty What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves? Russell
Guffalo Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 What do you call an oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other- Irene
The Senator Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Perhaps I should shut this thread down? It's your call Senator, these fools who use their ignorance as a crutch should be ashamed of themselves. Just say the word and I'll cut them off at the knees. Thanks, BeerSphere, but no need. I realize they're trying to step on my toes. Someone has to be mature about this. I'll just walk away, smugly knowing how much money I save on socks. (God has His own way of meting out punishment - they are far more likely to sprain an ankle, blow out a knee, or get bit by a rattlesnake.)
DrDawkinstein Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Thanks, BeerSphere, but no need. I realize they're trying to step on my toes. Someone has to be mature about this. I'll just walk away, smugly knowing how much money I save on socks. (God has His own way of meting out punishment - they are far more likely to sprain an ankle, blow out a knee, or get bit by a rattlesnake.)
Recommended Posts