stevestojan Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 "but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. " sorry, it's friday, and that cracks me up every time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 You're such a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 17, 2004 Author Share Posted December 17, 2004 You're such a jerk. 164842[/snapback] I was born a poor black child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 I was born a poor black child 164845[/snapback] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle game. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Classic: Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child. Navin:I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color? The good news is, I may have some extra money coming in soon as I've found some extra work. My friend Patty promised me a b**w job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 "Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 17, 2004 Author Share Posted December 17, 2004 Why are you crying? Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were. What was it? "The Way We Were." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 "Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you?" "Kind of." "I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?" "Well I haven't made love to him yet." "That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday could make love with me and think of him." "Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me." "I'd be happy to be in there somewhere." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 They had "Cannonball Run" and "Night Shift" in the bargain bin at Best Buy this week for $5.00. I've yet to see "The Jerk" but it'll be there soon enough. Classics. Keaton was friggin' brilliant in "Night Shift". "This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hornell Kid Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet baboo Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle game. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. 164849[/snapback] "the new phone book is here! the new phone book is here!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 They had "Cannonball Run" and "Night Shift" in the bargain bin at Best Buy this week for $5.00. I've yet to see "The Jerk" but it'll be there soon enough. Classics. Keaton was friggin' brilliant in "Night Shift". "This is Bill. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper." 164878[/snapback] LOVE BROKERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Live weight guessing. Try your luck and win some crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Live weight guessing. Try your luck and win some crap. 165171[/snapback] "For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 But the alltime best line in the movie is when he's hitch hiking and the guy pulls over and says, "St Louis?" And Steve Martin says: "No, Navin Johnson" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 THEY HATE THE CANS! STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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