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If you expect more from your 5-7 round draft picks than your 1-3, you might be a Bills fan.

 

If you expect more from your UFA signings than your entire draft, you might be a Bills fan.

 

Go Bills!!!

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If you get exited over a first down or completed pass in the first quarter you might be a Bills fan

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If you havent tuned it for an entire episode of "primetime" on espn in a decade, you might be a bills fan.

 

If you watch an NFL yearbook team video and theres 90% personnel turnover from two years prior, you may be a bills fan

 

If you state several times that you think next year the O-Line will start to "gel," you may be a bills fan.

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- If you get the urge to boo the dolphins when you visit an aquarium, you might be a Bills fan

 

or

 

If you make sure the canned tuna you buy isn't dolphin friendly, you might be a bills fan

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If the first story your father told you was about Mike Stratton's hit on Keith Lincoln, you might be a Bills fan.

 

If the first story you told your children was some version of "Squish the Fish," you might be a Bills fan.

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If the first game you went to was when you and the Bills were 3 years old, you might be a Bills fan.

 

If you stayed up and watched all of last years games (including preseason) on streams from the internet from the other side of the planet, you might be a Bills fan.

 

If you think Fitz reminds you a bit of Kemp and that is why you like him so much, you might be a Bills fan.

 

If you believe if the Bills ever won a Superbowl you would die happy, you might be a Bills fan.

 

If you still think that maybe OJ was set up, you might be a Bills fan.

 

If you think Cookie may have been better than Jim Brown, you might be a Bills fan.

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If you refuse to turn off a game in which the Bills are trailing by 20 going into the 4th quarter, because "It could happen..." you might be a Bills fan.

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If you have your whole-house audio system set up so when the Bills score you can blare the Shout song in every room, you might be a Bills fan.

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That's 37.

 

38. If the day after the 2011 NFL draft ended, you started discussing the 2012 draft, you might be a Bills fan.

39. If you think Wilson kept the team in Buffalo because of his devotion to the fans in this city, you might be a Bills fan. (Not every owner has the guts to jump to another city. Also, veiled threats to move out if the stadium isn't full have happened way too much for this "desire to keep the team here" to be because of devotion.)

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That's 37.

 

38. If the day after the 2011 NFL draft ended, you started discussing the 2012 draft, you might be a Bills fan.

39. If you think Wilson kept the team in Buffalo because of his devotion to the fans in this city, you might be a Bills fan. (Not every owner has the guts to jump to another city. Also, veiled threats to move out if the stadium isn't full have happened way too much for this "desire to keep the team here" to be because of devotion.)

 

If you find yourself going to the local cafe to watch the Bills play with their group each week rather

than watching a different game at home ALONE!!!

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If you still think Aaron Maybin will have a breakout season, you may be his mom.

 

Fixed.

 

If, after three regular season games, you give up on the season and justify losses by having a higher draft pick you might be a Bills fan.

:worthy:

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Fixed.

 

 

:worthy:

40. If you have ever dug out the base of a 30 ft. antenna after a record snow and ice storm, in order to watch the bills game broadcast in french! You might be a bills fan. :thumbsup:

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If your only wardrobe options are:

 

- A 20 year old Jim Kelly Jersey

- A 15 year old Doug Flutie Jersey

- A 10 year old Drew Bledsoe Jersey

- A 10 year old Takeo Spikes Jersey

 

You might be a Bills fan.

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No matter what's happened in the past, and you remember every season, you're still proud and excited for the next season, and there's no other team in the NFL you could possibly root for, because you bleed RED,WHITE&BLUE!

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If you've ever had to go through 5 layers of clothing just to get to your wiener for a piss, you just might be a Bills fan.

 

If you don't even bother to dig, you might be a Bills fan.

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