uticaclub Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 he was a successful Detriot businessman. Hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 His social security number is 000-00-0015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 he was a successful Detriot businessman. Hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 The cartoon strip character, Mr. Wilson from "Dennis the Menace" was based upon Ralph's younger brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieScooby Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 According to the Social Security Administration's death chart, Ralph who is soon to be 93 has a 25.138% chance of dying this year and 2.9 estimated years of life left. Thankfully Ralph has access to the best Health Care and Detroit is a shrinking city with lots of hospitals and fewer patients by the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 According to the Social Security Administration's death chart, Ralph who is soon to be 93 has a 25.138% chance of dying this year and 2.9 estimated years of life left. Thankfully Ralph has access to the best Health Care and Detroit is a shrinking city with lots of hospitals and fewer patients by the day. That's a strange punch line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 According to the Social Security Administration's death chart, Ralph who is soon to be 93 has a 25.138% chance of dying this year and 2.9 estimated years of life left. Thankfully Ralph has access to the best Health Care and Detroit is a shrinking city with lots of hospitals and fewer patients by the day. You stole this joke from Steven Wright, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 (edited) That's a strange punch line. Agreed. But if Dane Cook delivered that line while waving his arms frantically and ended it with wacky sound effects, people would roll on the floor in orgiastic delight and half the country would buy tickets. Edited May 19, 2011 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KollegeStudnet Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Ralph's mother was druid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieScooby Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Germans don't do comedy they do beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 He actually thought Richard Jauron was a good hire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 He was Woodrow Wilson's godfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 ....that he named his football team after his old friend Buffalo Bill Cody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsW9DO1k5-s Germans don't do comedy they do beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 That when Ralph heard about a horseless carriage he went looking for that poor lost horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 youtube.com/watch?v=hsW9DO1k5-s Come on! Beat me to it, trying to find the best link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 ...there's a picture of Jesus in his yearbook! PS The internet is a great resource for useless information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Was at the ceremony in 1832, when Buffalo became a city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Come on! Beat me to it, trying to find the best link. Get out!?!? Awesome! The best part is when they translate the joke into German and use it in battle at about 3:30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrappy Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 He went to Buffalo's world fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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