IDBillzFan Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Weird damn story. If this is any indication of what cutting federal waste is going to be like, I'm going to need a bigger bucket of popcorn.
DaveinElma Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 “You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.” Sounds like a win-win situation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB1gPgcycQ8&feature=related
DC Tom Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Sounds like a win-win situation Yeah...I'm not actually having much of a problem with that... Hell, if the government will pay me to act like a child, sign me up!
Nanker Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 I wonder if an arrangement could be made with the USPS to hold his checks for a few months.
Peace Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Sounds like a win-win situation youtube.com/watch?v=sB1gPgcycQ8&feature=related Really. That gives me an idea: How about if every check came with an optional arsenic capsule? Sure, most wouldn't take it, but hey, for those that did, money savings.
outsidethebox Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Yeah...I'm not actually having much of a problem with that... Hell, if the government will pay me to act like a child, sign me up! You do act like a child. A spoiled brat who needs a swift kick in the......
BuffaloBill Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Hell, if the government will pay me to act like a child, sign me up! It seems they are already delinquent with their payments ...
DC Tom Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 [/b] You do act like a child. A spoiled brat who needs a swift kick in the...... It seems they are already delinquent with their payments ... I'm rubber and you're !@#$ing superglue, mother!@#$ers!...
Passepartout Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Someone that does need to be put in his place needs a good kick in the you know what.
ieatcrayonz Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Really. That gives me an idea: How about if every check came with an optional arsenic capsule? Sure, most wouldn't take it, but hey, for those that did, money savings. And a t-shirt. Don't forget the t-shirt.
Buftex Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 I saw the thread title and thought it was going to be about Kareem Abdul Jabarr!
outsidethebox Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 I'm rubber and you're !@#$ing superglue, mother!@#$ers!... Your damn right I'm superglue! That is why I have a big S on my chest!
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