PromoTheRobot Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 I should have told my boss I had a "condition." PTR
erynthered Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 obligitory photo Caption under that pic in the article: Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, proud owner of Brazil's stickiest keyboard.
BuffaloBill Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Some US companies thought it was progressive to allow pets and chair massages ... this?????
Cugalabanza Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Meh. I guess I assumed all offices in Brazil were already like this.
Beerball Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 As long as I have first right of refusal I will gladly make my work space available to any ladies who prefer some security.
BuffaloBill Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 As long as I have first right of refusal I will gladly make my work space available to any ladies who prefer some security. If you were a real man you would provide more than security .... Gardening services perhaps?
Cugalabanza Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 As long as I have first right of refusal I will gladly make my work space available to any ladies who prefer some security. What if it catches on and all the ladies want to do it. You'll be beating them off with both hands.
Pete Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 and if she kept it to masturbating and did not have hundreds of partners- yes I would. That is until she wore me out. 47 times in a day? It would be a challenge with a bottle of cialis and 2 weeks to work with
BuffaloBill Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 What if it catches on and all the ladies want to do it. You'll be beating them off with both hands. what will be beaten off?
boyst Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 And I bet what is more pathetic will be when someone just happens to look over and look just a second too long realizing what she's doing ...and get fired for sexual harassment in the workplace.
RayFinkle Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 47 times a day? That **** must look like an old catchers mitt by now.
Just Jack Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com. I have got to talk to my doctor if this is a solution to anxiety.
Cugalabanza Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 I have got to talk to my doctor if this is a solution to anxiety. JACK’S DR.: Jack, I’m going to have to ask you to stop masturbating. JACK: Why? I heard it helps to reduce anxiety. JACK’S DR.: Because I’m trying to examine you.
Guffalo Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 JACK’S DR.: Jack, I’m going to have to ask you to stop masturbating. JACK: Why? I heard it helps to reduce anxiety. JACK’S DR.: Because I’m trying to examine you.
Helpmenow Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 *Sybian. Thanks for the correction. Crackhead Bob to you.
Recommended Posts