PromoTheRobot Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I should have told my boss I had a "condition." PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 obligitory photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 obligitory photo Caption under that pic in the article: Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, proud owner of Brazil's stickiest keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Some US companies thought it was progressive to allow pets and chair massages ... this????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Meh. I guess I assumed all offices in Brazil were already like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 As long as I have first right of refusal I will gladly make my work space available to any ladies who prefer some security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 As long as I have first right of refusal I will gladly make my work space available to any ladies who prefer some security. If you were a real man you would provide more than security .... Gardening services perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 As long as I have first right of refusal I will gladly make my work space available to any ladies who prefer some security. What if it catches on and all the ladies want to do it. You'll be beating them off with both hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 and if she kept it to masturbating and did not have hundreds of partners- yes I would. That is until she wore me out. 47 times in a day? It would be a challenge with a bottle of cialis and 2 weeks to work with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 What if it catches on and all the ladies want to do it. You'll be beating them off with both hands. what will be beaten off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 And I bet what is more pathetic will be when someone just happens to look over and look just a second too long realizing what she's doing ...and get fired for sexual harassment in the workplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 47 times a day? That **** must look like an old catchers mitt by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com. I have got to talk to my doctor if this is a solution to anxiety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I have got to talk to my doctor if this is a solution to anxiety. JACK’S DR.: Jack, I’m going to have to ask you to stop masturbating. JACK: Why? I heard it helps to reduce anxiety. JACK’S DR.: Because I’m trying to examine you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 JACK’S DR.: Jack, I’m going to have to ask you to stop masturbating. JACK: Why? I heard it helps to reduce anxiety. JACK’S DR.: Because I’m trying to examine you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmenow Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Sabian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Sabian *Sybian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmenow Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 *Sybian. Thanks for the correction. Crackhead Bob to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 *Sybian. Get that poison out of your system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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