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I would, but only if she would wear a Bills Flutie jersey while we were doing it.

 

I finally might feel like I was getting a return on my season ticket investment...

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Oh how I love the "she's not so hot" crowd. The majority of you fat dirtbags couldn't get her to talk to you yet you act like your even remotely in her league. How about you throw up a pick of yourself and your super hot wife/girlfriend. That should be worth a laugh.

 

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LOL

 

That is funny, but definitely not true.

 

Suffice it to say, that girl doesn't do it for me. I am glad she does it for some of you guys. We'll have to agree to disagree.

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Oh how I love the "she's not so hot" crowd. The majority of you fat dirtbags couldn't get her to talk to you yet you act like your even remotely in her league. How about you throw up a pick of yourself and your super hot wife/girlfriend. That should be worth a laugh.

 

The "studs" here would date Ms. Flutie and be perfectly happy with this great girl. However, they start wondering: what if her boobs were bigger? Or she has blue eyes? Or if she was taller?

 

So on the way to their wedding, this "stud" gets cold feet wondering about this better girl who may be out there. So he kicks Miss Flutie to the curb, hoping to meet this girl. Well he meets her and she sucks beyond words. She can't make decisions. She is super dumb yet she acts like her crap doesn't stink. Then, she starts cheating on him with all of his friends until he finally gives here the boot.

 

So this stud spends the next 11 years of his life dateless with Doritos' stains on their shirt thinking about all the good times he had with Ms. Flutie. :oops:

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