Teacher reaches enlightened state, 3rd eye open

[Beerball]

luckily no students were harmed...

 

According to cops, fellow teachers reported that Porter “did not drink sodas or other canned beverages and maintained a strict vegan diet” and was not known to take drugs or drink alcohol. “However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,”

Que?

[DC Tom]

According to cops, fellow teachers reported that Porter “did not drink sodas or other canned beverages and maintained a strict vegan diet” and was not known to take drugs or drink alcohol. “However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,” reported Officer Khari Reed.

 

It is unknown what role, if any, the Mexican delicacy may have played in Porter’s ill-advised decision to unveil his third eye, though Reed did note that the teacher “had recently learned that his employment contract would not be renewed.” Reed also reported that Porter had previously been “diagnosed schizophrenic,”

 

So he's a strict vegan...but he had a Coke and Taco Bell on the day he went cukoo, but it's unknown whether or not that played a role. And his employment was also terminated, not that that's particularly relevant...but it might be.

 

Oh yeah, he's also a diagnosed schizophrenic.

 

 

 

 

 

That's just some great !@#$ing reporting there.

[BuffaloBill]

Wow I guess it is a good thing that I drink sodas, eat junk food and consume alcohol. Because I do these things I guess i am less likely to become enlightened and nude in public ...

[tennesseeboy]

hmmm..some of our "third eyes" are best left covered.