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This just in from ESPN.com...

 

"The ESPN Christmas Party came to an abrupt halt this afternoon when the afternoon of joyous wonder and giving stopped dead in it's tracks after a dark, gloomy cloud found its way into the party. Twenty minutes later, everyone was depressed to the point of suicide..."

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This just in from ESPN.com...

 

"The ESPN Christmas Party came to an abrupt halt this afternoon when the afternoon of joyous wonder and giving stopped dead in it's tracks after a dark, gloomy cloud found its way into the party. Twenty minutes later, everyone was depressed to the point of suicide..."

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It's like the Debbie Downer skit with Rachel Dratch on SNL:

 

Waiter: Good morning! Welcome to the Mickey's Breakfast Jamboree! My name is Billiam, and I'll be serving you today. You guys here on a special occasion?

 

Brother 1: Well, we're here on that new Magical Gatherings family package. We've got the McKusick clan down from Ohio - right, guys? Say Hi!

 

Family: Hiiiii!!!!

 

Waiter: Well, great. Let me tell you Mickey's specials today - we've got steak and eggs, served with some home fries and Mickey waffles.

 

Brother 2: [ excited ] Whoo-oooo! I loves me some Steak and Eggs!

 

Debbie Downer: Ever since they found Mad Cow Disease in the U.S., I'm not taking any chances. It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain.

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