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The guy's been a Bill for about 5 days and you're going to start ragging on him already? :huh:

 

I'm just saying he will be hell against the spread

 

Meatball. It didn't stick with Kyle Williams, but I think it could stick with him.

 

How about meat wad? Or Carl?

 

(note: I did not say "meat loaf")

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I was working up Blaine Gabbert nicknames last week just a case. The early short list...

 

1) Insane in the memblaine Gabbert

2) Blaine "don't call me lane" Gabbert - Better off dead reference

3) Blaine blain go away, abuse our secondary some other day

4) Blaine Gabbert Reynolds

4) Blaine "no Buffalo franchise QB should have flowing blonde hair and be named Blaine" Gabbert

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Caller Dam Sure

Clear Mars Duel

Call Dear Remus

Mac All Red Ruse

Dear Cruel Slam

 

are some anagrams...none too noteworthy though

Haikus anyone? Perhaps a limerick…

 

There once was a big man from 'Bama...

 

 

 

The Alabama Slamma would be a good one if he didn't play at Auburn

No…Alabama Slamma works…

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Mar-cell Dar-e-us

He's go-ing to sack you now

Al-most like Bruce Smith

 

That's a haiku 5-7-5

 

Pretty bad though :s

 

Lemme try again.

 

Swift as the wind blows

Tough as a raging rhino

Marcell Dareus

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Mar-cell Dar-e-us

He's go-ing to sack you now

Al-most like Bruce Smith

 

That's a haiku 5-7-5

 

Pretty bad though :s

 

Lemme try again.

 

Swift as the wind blows

Tough as a raging rhino

Marcell Dareus

The second one is pretty good…I guess technically haikus are supposed to reference the weather so you got that too.

 

There once was a big man from 'bama who wielded a mighty large hammer.

He said with a smile, while driving the pile,

If Brady was Bundchen I'd slam her.

That's all I got.

 

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