Chef Jim Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 That is good. My junior year, when I was home from college my friends & I all got together the night before Christmas Eve. We started at Hooters at the Galleria Mall(it is now closed) & somehow we ended up down on the chip strip. We went to this bar where our friend was bartending & we did shots all night. Get home around 5am. Crawl into bed. My family was coming over that day for Christmas Eve. My dad comes in my bedroom at 1 in the afternoon & says "man you must of really tied one on last night, come you got to get up everybody is coming over" I am like "dad seriously just leave me alone today okay?" He was like alright. Hour goes by he comes back in the room & says you got to get up Aunt Jeanie is here with her kids. I am like dad I told you to leave me alone I am really hung over. He is like fine. Shuts the door. Another hour goes by & he says come on it is Christmas Eve can you get up & spend some time with the family?. Finally I had it. I am like "Dad I told you to leave me the f*ck alone can't you see I have a headache. He mumbles something & we do not say another word to each other that whole holiday. Later that week one of my friends who went out with me said on Christmas Eve morning his mother found him under the Christmas Tree buck naked in a fetal position. He does not remember how he got there but he said his mother was mortified. I could have sworn this was another bagpipe joke.
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