\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 http://southeastportland.katu.com/news/weird/postal-worker-deep-doo-doo-after-using-yard-toilet/439793 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Stupid move for sure, but if the guy got sick all of a sudden... what other options does he really have? crap his pants? take a dump in the mail truck? He's kinda stuck outside as it is... Now, if he was feeling fine, but just wanted to leave them a present, that's another story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Stupid move for sure, but if the guy got sick all of a sudden... what other options does he really have? crap his pants? take a dump in the mail truck? He's kinda stuck outside as it is... Now, if he was feeling fine, but just wanted to leave them a present, that's another story. Knock on someone's door and ask to use their bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Knock on someone's door and ask to use their bathroom. Maybe that's what the person saw who saw him "acting strangely". Knocking on doors and windows, and when no one answered, it was Go Time, NOW. Id be surprised if any of us havent experienced a situation where it was going to happen RIGHT NOW, whether we were on the toilet or not. Im just giving the guy the benefit of the doubt on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Maybe that's what the person saw who saw him "acting strangely". Knocking on doors and windows, and when no one answered, it was Go Time, NOW. Id be surprised if any of us havent experienced a situation where it was going to happen RIGHT NOW, whether we were on the toilet or not. Im just giving the guy the benefit of the doubt on that. I think we have all experienced that but how many of us have crapped in someone's lawn. The advantice of living an urban life I guess. There's always someplace nearby to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Stupid move for sure, but if the guy got sick all of a sudden... what other options does he really have? crap his pants? take a dump in the mail truck? He's kinda stuck outside as it is... Now, if he was feeling fine, but just wanted to leave them a present, that's another story. Within two blocks from where the incident occurred, there is a public park with porta potties and a store with a public bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 When it is go time those two blocks might as well be 200 miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 When it is go time those two blocks might as well be 200 miles. If he can't figure this out then he's in the wrong line of work. Waiting until it's too late and then taking a dump on someone's lawn isn't something you can excuse away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 If he can't figure this out then he's in the wrong line of work. Waiting until it's too late and then taking a dump on someone's lawn isn't something you can excuse away. Either way he should be fired. No doubt. But I dont think the guy is a degenerate (yet). It happens. **** happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR4444 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 return to sender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Finally, a real example of why the mail service is so crappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Knock on someone's door and ask to use their bathroom. i would love if a mailman asked me that. my immediate response is HEEEEEEEELLLLLLL NO! "no deliveries of that kind allowed in my house. go take a S#$#$ in your stupid looking mail vehicle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 If the guy is not sick this is sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 So dogs have more rights than people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I didn't read the article but hasn't Karl Malone taken enough of a beating on this site already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I didn't read the article but hasn't Karl Malone taken enough of a beating on this site already? i didnt read the article either. but honestly couldnt he have bought his way out of this one? you dirty crusty ass waiting till the last minute sh***ter kinda guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Special delivery!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Special delivery!! C.O.D Crap on demand!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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