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Beerball

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I can't believe the Bible gets off so easy. Sodom resident and all-around conflicted dude, Lot, refused to offer up his house-guests (who were really angels) to the townspeople for a gay rape-fest. Instead he said they could have his virgin daughters and "do to them whatever you like." Folks say "No deal!", but the angels blind nasties and rain down fire and brimstone while cautioning Lot and his family not to look back while they flee. Lot's wife ignores this order and has her lookie-loo moment and is turned into... wait for it... salt.

 

Reasons to be banned:

 

1. Violence

2. Ghey-ness.

3. Rapey-ness.

4. Human trafficking.

5. Poor writing. (Salt? Really!?)

 

:P

 

 

Book banning? Bah! Books are our friends!

 

BTW, didn't "Parks and Rec" plagiarize the gay penguin theme in "Pawnee Zoo"?

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