DC Tom Posted May 26, 2011 Posted May 26, 2011 i'm at least sure Jesus won't be on a power trip if He comes back. Walkin' around, doin' a reverse Lazarus on people, making hookers wash his feet, leaving "Judas is an !@#$" graffiti everywhere, turning wine into water and force-feeding five thousand loaves of bread to eight people......
Booster4324 Posted May 26, 2011 Posted May 26, 2011 Somewhat ironically, this thread has turned into the TBD reverse rapture. But instead of the messiah returning to earth and taking people to heaven, simon has decided to come out of wherever and rapture people away from the board. From a scientific standpoint, neither situation makes logical sense, but i'm at least sure Jesus won't be on a power trip if He comes back. Walkin' around, doin' a reverse Lazarus on people, making hookers wash his feet, leaving "Judas is an !@#$" graffiti everywhere, turning wine into water and force-feeding five thousand loaves of bread to eight people...... Sorry Simon, but... :lol: :lol:
DC Tom Posted May 26, 2011 Posted May 26, 2011 Sorry Simon, but... :lol: :lol: Was it "Reverse Lazarus", or "Judas is an !@#$"?
Booster4324 Posted May 26, 2011 Posted May 26, 2011 Was it "Reverse Lazarus", or "Judas is an !@#$"? Combination really. It was the whole concept of a Bizarro Jesus. Excellent initial post and then well played on your part.
Buftex Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 Did Chef get banned too? I haven't been demoralized in a week or two...I don't want to get used to it...
GG Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 Did Chef get banned too? I haven't been demoralized in a week or two...I don't want to get used to it... Word has it he ate at his own restaurant. RIP.
/dev/null Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 Word has it he ate at his own restaurant. RIP. That's not how I heard it
UConn James Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 (edited) Did Chef get banned too? I haven't been demoralized in a week or two...I don't want to get used to it... Well, in that case... I take your morals, throw them to ground, pile-drive them, spit on them, shame them by saying 'How dare you!', have my dog drop a deuce on them and then take Gallager's big hammer and embed it into the very fibers so you'll never get it out. So. There's your demorals right there. Edited May 27, 2011 by UConn James
DC Tom Posted May 27, 2011 Posted May 27, 2011 Word has it he ate at his own restaurant. RIP. Made retatta. Poor bastard.
Gene Frenkle Posted June 3, 2011 Author Posted June 3, 2011 You guys are too sweet! I guess I served my time and am a free man. Or Simon forgot to ban me permanently...
Booster4324 Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 You guys are too sweet! I guess I served my time and am a free man. Or Simon forgot to ban me permanently... Hide man, hide! I know this is PPP and we disagree a lot, but welcome back.
....lybob Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 You guys are too sweet! I guess I served my time and am a free man. Or Simon forgot to ban me permanently... Welcome back Mr Frenkle
Peace Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 You guys are too sweet! I guess I served my time and am a free man. Or Simon forgot to ban me permanently... What were you in for?
Barack Obama Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 You guys are too sweet! I guess I served my time and am a free man. Or Simon forgot to ban me permanently... There goes the neighborhood
/dev/null Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 What were you in for? Involuntary Criminal Stupidity and Partisan Shillery in the 2nd Degree
3rdnlng Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 You guys are too sweet! I guess I served my time and am a free man. Or Simon forgot to ban me permanently... Gene: We don't agree on anything, but I never wanted to see you banned. Castrated maybe, but not banned. Welcome back, and thanks for givimg me someone back that I can crush with one hand tied behind my back.
/dev/null Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Castrated maybe, but not banned. Ouch dude, that's mean. Frenkle didn't have much manhood to begin with but what little he had you want to take away?
3rdnlng Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Ouch dude, that's mean. Frenkle didn't have much manhood to begin with but what little he had you want to take away? Only in a figurative sort of way. Besides, he's back and needs to jump into the game like right away.
Gene Frenkle Posted June 4, 2011 Author Posted June 4, 2011 (edited) Involuntary Criminal Stupidity and Partisan Shillery in the 2nd Degree That's about right, in retrospect. Either that or anti-9/11 Trutherism... I need to stay off the "normal people" boards. Edited June 4, 2011 by Gene Frenkle
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