DrDawkinstein Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 So far, this lockout is going as we all assumed. Waiting for the stabbings/rapings once the Summer starts. Raiders WR arrested for possession of... well.. just check it out. I'll leave the jokes to you guys. http://www.wgntv.com/sports/mc-nfl-player-arrest-cn-20110404,0,4500062.story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Man Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 That is freakin' awesome!!!! The end of the article says it all...you just can't make this stuff up!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS 56 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Viagra? He was caught with Viagra? this is too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Guess he didn't supply Bubba while he was inside:pirate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnyBacker Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 i heard that before the police tasered him on the viagra possesion he told the cops "Im Louis Murphy of the Oakland Raiders, and im worth MILLIONS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AReed Deep For 7 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 (edited) is it HARD to find viagara on the streets? Edited April 6, 2011 by AReed Deep For 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Did they make him blow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AReed Deep For 7 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I like how he didnt want his girlfriend to know, so they included it in the police reports and an article on the front page of NFL.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I'll see your drugs and raise you one casino theft. http://www.rr.com/sports/topic/article/rr/9003/38389060/Kansas_City_Chiefs_veteran_Mike_Vrabel_arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Must be to counteract one of the side effects of Roids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted April 6, 2011 Author Share Posted April 6, 2011 I'll see your drugs and raise you one casino theft. http://www.rr.com/sports/topic/article/rr/9003/38389060/Kansas_City_Chiefs_veteran_Mike_Vrabel_arrested Thread about that already. Turned out it's just over a couple beers on a bar tab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagon Circler Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 What does a 23 year old need with Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 ...and down goes Vrabel http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/football/nfl/04/04/vrabel.arrested.ap/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 What does a 23 year old need with Viagra? It's a pretty common party drug actually. Younger people mistakenly think it increases libido, so they assume it will make them super lovers or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandemonium Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 It's a pretty common party drug actually. Younger people mistakenly think it increases libido, so they assume it will make them super lovers or something. It can also induce mild visual hallucinations from what I've heard. Nothing crazy, but from what I understand it distorts objects and makes light appear bluer than normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 It's a pretty common party drug actually. Younger people mistakenly think it increases libido, so they assume it will make them super lovers or something. It's also pretty common in steroid cycles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbalaya Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 It's also pretty common in steroid cycles This is the answer. First off, Viagara does do all of those things mentioned earlier and anyone over the age of puberty should try it. But the reason a 23 year old football player needs a prescription for it is steroids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starrymessenger Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I like how he didnt want his girlfriend to know, so they included it in the police reports and an article on the front page of NFL.com Stuff happens I guess. When Jamarcus took it, he cleaned out a foodcourt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 So far, this lockout is going as we all assumed. Waiting for the stabbings/rapings once the Summer starts. Raiders WR arrested for possession of... well.. just check it out. I'll leave the jokes to you guys. http://www.wgntv.com/sports/mc-nfl-player-arrest-cn-20110404,0,4500062.story So it's hard to be a good receiver? Or maybe it's good to be a hard receiver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) Ever see what happens when a woman takes viagra? Boioioiooing!!! The turkeys are done Edited April 9, 2011 by Johnny Hammersticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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