ExiledInIllinois Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 (edited) Give me a break, I was tired. What do you call the same guy if you put the water over a fire? Stu. What do you call the same guy if you hang him on the wall? Art. I never heard Stu... I heard about Art. Same guy that flies over baseball fences? Homer. Boy these are lame! Metacarpals are typically removed for buffalo wings - at least where I worked. The reason I know I was indirectly responsible for 200k chickens was that we spent a slow afternoon one day figuring it out. Yes, we actually studied the chicken wing, and our first order of study was: figuring out how many wings you got from a chicken. I haven't been to Hooters in about 10 years... They were the only place that left the tip on (well at least around here)! I always thought it was gross!!! I responded to her "good info" which was a response to EII telling her that you got 6 wings/bird. That wasn't good info...that were bupkiss info. NOW class is dismissed. Technically speaking! I am not sure if I said the technical part though...?? Like I said, you can actually get 6 pieces... I knew a guy that would eat everything. You are right, in the practical world, you get 4. I have ot go back and see how I worded it... I know I mention 4 pieces in a post... I am sure about it! Ahh... Nevermind... Slam me anyway... I can take being the board's "sacrifical anode." Edited March 22, 2011 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Zen question of the day: What is the sound of one wing flapping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Zen question of the day: What is the sound of one wing flapping? A bird flying in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 What do you call the same guy if you put the water over a fire? Stu. What do you call the same guy if you hang him on the wall? Art. What do you call him if you drop him into a hole in the ground? Phil. What do you call him if he's laying in front of your door? Matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 What do you call him if you drop him into a hole in the ground? Phil. What do you call him if he's laying in front of your door? Matt. What do you call two guys with no arms and legs hanging above a window? Kurt 'n Rod "Mrs. Smith! Mrs. Smith! Can Johnny come out and play?" "Why you know he has no arms and legs" "We know, we're playing baseball and we need a home plate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 What do you call two guys with no arms and legs hanging above a window? Kurt 'n Rod "Mrs. Smith! Mrs. Smith! Can Johnny come out and play?" "Why you know he has no arms and legs" "We know, we're playing baseball and we need a home plate." ...if he's laying on a stage? Mike. If he's stuck in a bog? Pete. If he's under a car? Jack. If he's on a football field? Aaron Maybin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 My favorites: "What do you call a girl with one leg?" "Eileen." "What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?" "Irene." Now let me ask, is that culturally insensitive? I mean, I have no problem with people making fun of how Indians talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Same man lost in the desert? Willy Makeit His friend's name? Betty Wont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 ...if he's laying on a stage? Mike. If he's stuck in a bog? Pete. If he's under a car? Jack. If he's on a football field? Aaron Maybin. Game, set and match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 Game, set and match! Thanks guys for all of the imput!!! This was fun. This radio station was worried about how many had to die for all of us to have wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 (edited) Thanks guys for all of the imput!!! This was fun. This radio station was worried about how many had to die for all of us to have wings. Wait a second... I don't get it! :nana: BFLO Chicken wings (the receipe) were first invented because they used to throw the whole thing away... So, with that logic, chickens are killed for other reasons FIRST. Am I wrong?... Chicken wings are a "waste not, want not" thing. What I am saying is that NO chicken has EVER been killed solely for the wings. It is the other parts that are wanted first... Like "southern fried chicken." So don't be putting the guilt of dead chickens on Yankee frugality! Chickens would have died anyway... With the wings in the garbage... Edited March 26, 2011 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 A bird flying in circles. That's not a sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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