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It all started when Nebraska asked itself, what do you get from spending four years in Lincoln?

 

A: KNOWLEDGE

 

except nobody in the Nebraska football program knew how to spell, so it came out

 

NOWLEDGE

 

and that is what the "N" on the helmet stands for... and why the shirts say

 

 

N

Nebraska

 

 

because the "N" doesn't stand for NEBRASKA...

 

 

Peeved, irritated, provoked, and jealous, Okies scrambled to respond. Oklahoma University quickly declared that all of their football players, including Adrian Peterson, were on the Honor Roll...

 

except the Okies couldn't spell either... so it came out

 

 

Onor Ul

Posted

It all started when Nebraska asked itself, what do you get from spending four years in Lincoln?

 

A: KNOWLEDGE

 

except nobody in the Nebraska football program knew how to spell, so it came out

 

NOWLEDGE

 

and that is what the "N" on the helmet stands for... and why the shirts say

 

 

N

Nebraska

 

 

because the "N" doesn't stand for NEBRASKA...

 

 

Peeved, irritated, provoked, and jealous, Okies scrambled to respond. Oklahoma University quickly declared that all of their football players, including Adrian Peterson, were on the Honor Roll...

 

except the Okies couldn't spell either... so it came out

 

 

Onor Ul

So are you saying it should be spelled Knewbraska?

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But if I recall correctly, Chris Kelsay went to Nebraska. And this post has gone on too long without somebody saying that a) either he sucks, or b) Ralph is cheap. No extra charge for the sarcasm.

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