DC Tom Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 quote DC Tom "Perky-eyed adult. With arms" Tom a man so fat it is not readily apparent that he has either eyes or arms so he feels the need to advertise it. "I know you are but what am I?" would have been more adult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronc24 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 lybob....interested in seeing your answer to 3rdnlng's repeated questions..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 "I know you are but what am I?" would have been more adult. Tom don't take it personally, I'm merely doing what they said was impossible, coarsening the discussion at PPP- so don't take offense if I opine that you look and smell like a beanbag chair liberated from a hobo camp , because that's just skin deep, I'm certain you are a work of art on the inside, maybe something HR Giger did when he was working in the medium of used cat litter and medical waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Tom don't take it personally, I'm merely doing what they said was impossible, coarsening the discussion at PPP- so don't take offense if I opine that you look and smell like a beanbag chair liberated from a hobo camp , because that's just skin deep, I'm certain you are a work of art on the inside, maybe something HR Giger did when he was working in the medium of used cat litter and medical waste. Take personally, anything you say? Surely you must be joking, you festering bucket of pus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 lybob....interested in seeing your answer to 3rdnlng's repeated questions..... I'm pretty sure lybob has 3rdnlng on his ignore list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Take personally, anything you say? Surely you must be joking, you festering bucket of pus... For the reader, of course I'm joking - I mean it'd be ridiculous to think of DC Tom as any thing other than performance art, a Caricature of a Kafkaesque low level bureaucratic in Satan's PR firm or a meme for the Dunning–Kruger effect or maybe just a cautionary tale to scare small children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 For the reader, of course I'm joking - I mean it'd be ridiculous to think of DC Tom as any thing other than performance art, a Caricature of a Kafkaesque low level bureaucratic in Satan's PR firm or a meme for the Dunning–Kruger effect or maybe just a cautionary tale to scare small children. For the reader, of course I'm serious. ...lybob is literally a festering bucket of pus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 For the reader, of course I'm serious. ...lybob is literally a festering bucket of pus. Festering bucket of pus = what Tom has after his monthly session of sponging out his fat folds and squeezing out his butt boils- his furuncles are the stuff of legend, yes Tom is the Moby-Dick of dermatologists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Festering bucket of pus = what Tom has after his monthly session of sponging out his fat folds and squeezing out his butt boils- his furuncles are the stuff of legend, yes Tom is the Moby-Dick of dermatologists. And I'd like to thank your wife for the help. She says I'm downright svelte compared to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm pretty sure lybob has 3rdnlng on his ignore list. lyrbob has certainly read what I have to say. He knows I'm anxious to engage him and he is worried that I can call him out on something that he has stated here. He acts as if he knows what he is talking about but he is just using other people's ideas and passing it off as his knowledge. That is why he refuses to state his credentials. lyrbob is a cowardly chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 And I'd like to thank your wife for the help. She says I'm downright svelte compared to you. Well I knew you needed help in your ADLs seeing as your arms are barely visible, I'm glad my first wife, sweet and charitable lass that she is could help you out, I had heard of her accident after the divorce and how it lead to prosopagnosia and anosmia it seemed sad at first but it has enabled her to work with individuals the rest of society would find truely gag worthy, but her best attribute is how she can build up a crippled self esteem, svelte brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Well I knew you needed help in your ADLs seeing as your arms are barely visible, I'm glad my first wife, sweet and charitable lass that she is could help you out, I had heard of her accident after the divorce and how it lead to prosopagnosia and anosmia it seemed sad at first but it has enabled her to work with individuals the rest of society would find truely gag worthy, but her best attribute is how she can build up a crippled self esteem, svelte brilliant. Do actually talk like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Do actually talk like this? Depends on the operator and environmental parameters, Watson says Metal Gear is solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Do actually talk like this? Right up the moment that fat Australian kid picks him up like a potato chip and slams him to the sidewalk al a Captain Lou Albano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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