....lybob Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 You're presuming I care. What I presume is that you are what cancer wishes it could be when it grows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Tom. I need to talk to Tom. Is Tom there? Tell me you're the force behind these two criminally stupid alter egos and that there really aren't two people so...well, retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Tom. I need to talk to Tom. Is Tom there? Tell me you're the force behind these two criminally stupid alter egos and that there really aren't two people so...well, retarded. Nope. 'Taint me. Please...my entertainment talents, such as they are, are in the realm of insult comedy. I have no talent for surrealistic stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Nope. 'Taint me. Please...my entertainment talents, such as they are, are in the realm of insult comedy. I have no talent for surrealistic stupidity. I'm telling you, Dexter is "George" and lybob is the offspring of a threesome between Barbara Striesand, Michael Moore and a remora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I'm telling you, Dexter is "George" and lybob is the offspring of a threesome between Barbara Striesand, Michael Moore and a remora. My honest to God reaction was "Eeeeeeew...Striesand and Moore..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I particularly liked the explanation of how cities lay out their streets. Clearly, the writer's never been to Boston. Or Paris apparently. On a semi-related note, I rank Nikola Tesla as #1 in my "smartest person to ever walk the planet". Who you got Tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Or Paris apparently. On a semi-related note, I rank Nikola Tesla as #1 in my "smartest person to ever walk the planet". Who you got Tom? Probably himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Probably himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Probably himself. Actually, either Isaac Newton or Dick Feynman. I'm third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Meanwhile, a British Court certified that Antarctic ice, some 90% of Earth's ice, has been INCREASING since we started measuring it in 1979... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronc24 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Meanwhile, a British Court certified that Antarctic ice, some 90% of Earth's ice, has been INCREASING since we started measuring it in 1979... The penguins must be ecstatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexter Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Kinda difficult to claim "the ice is melting" when the sample has one piece with 90% of the data, and that piece is increasing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 The penguins must be ecstatic. If the penguins are ecstatic, they might be dancing and marching. Maybe they'll make a sequel to Tom's favorite movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Meanwhile, a British Court certified that Antarctic ice, some 90% of Earth's ice, has been INCREASING since we started measuring it in 1979... Is it half bear half pig half man? No, wait, is it half pig half man half bear? No, wait...is it...is it...is it MAN BEAR PIG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Is it half bear half pig half man? No, wait, is it half pig half man half bear? No, wait...is it...is it...is it MAN BEAR PIG? No no no, it's half pigman half bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 ....in Japan is politicized and exploited by environmentalists? May be inappropriate to even speculate but I think in about 36hours. Unless its already happened and I just haven't picked up on it. I know Hillary is promising coolant to help Japan out but apparently the plant in question is water cooled so coolant could not be used. Not claiming to be a expert but one on the radio was talking about it. Japan abandons stricken nuke plant over radiation Is that your biggest worry? Exploitation? They just abandoned ship and left those reactors on their own. Anyone not fudging their drawers right now is not paying attention. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Japan abandons stricken nuke plant over radiation Is that your biggest worry? Exploitation? They just abandoned ship and left those reactors on their own. Anyone not fudging their drawers right now is not paying attention. PTR Exactly... And they call me a Looney Tune... Maybe the radiation will waff over to San Jose and knock some sense into people. Do you know the way to San Jose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Exactly... And they call me a Looney Tune... Maybe the radiation will waff over to San Jose and knock some sense into people. Do you know the way to San Jose? Or you can stop getting hysterical and put things in proper context. There's a massive humanitarian crisis going on right now and 10,000 dead or missing, millions displaced, yet most of the volume is focused on radiation levels equivalent of an xray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Or you can stop getting hysterical and put things in proper context. There's a massive humanitarian crisis going on right now and 10,000 dead or missing, millions displaced, yet most of the volume is focused on radiation levels equivalent of an xray. I haven't heard 10,000, I am not doubting you, but do you have a link or something? I have only heard about 3,500 people, including 2,000 washed up on shore yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 (edited) I haven't heard 10,000, I am not doubting you, but do you have a link or something? I have only heard about 3,500 people, including 2,000 washed up on shore yesterday. It includes the people who are still unaccounted. News story Edited March 16, 2011 by GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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