Just Jack Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 That when you're on the highway with the cruise on, and someone goes speeding by you, then gets in front and slows to below your current speed, that you are allowed to bump them instead of either going around or adjusting your speed slower.
dayman Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 It should be the law than when you are cruising at a speed that is significantly faster than the limit and appropriate for the fast lane and a car comes up on you quickly and rides your ass while you are both going 70...you can pull out a gun and kill the other driver.
Captain Caveman Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 The only vehicles allowed on the road should either be: 1. Driven by me. 2. Ambulances. Maybe I've been in NJ too long.
Wooderson Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Senior citizens should have to take a new driver's test when they reach a certain age, say 70 or so. It's remarkable what I've seen some elderly people do on the road.
Fan in Chicago Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 That when you're on the highway with the cruise on, and someone goes speeding by you, then gets in front and slows to below your current speed, that you are allowed to bump them instead of either going around or adjusting your speed slower. In rush hour, if a driver is using his cell phone and driving much slower than traffic flow, I am allowed to pull him over, slam that phone on the road and stomp all over it.
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 To keep with the driving theme...You should be able to take your driving test at whatever BAC level you choose. If you pass, you get to drive at that level and below. I guarantee I am a much more competent driver at .08 than most of the 80 year olds with no reflexes or motor skills left! *Before someone with no sense of humor blasts me for advocating drunk driving, it's just a joke.
Captain Caveman Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 To keep with the driving theme...You should be able to take your driving test at whatever BAC level you choose. If you pass, you get to drive at that level and below. I guarantee I am a much more competent driver at .08 than most of the 80 year olds with no reflexes or motor skills left! The only vehicles allowed on the road should either be: 1. Driven by me. 2. Ambulances. Maybe I've been in NJ too long. Yup.
Assquatch Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 It should be the law than when you are cruising at a speed that is significantly faster than the limit and appropriate for the fast lane and a car comes up on you quickly and rides your ass while you are both going 70...you can pull out a gun and kill the other driver. So you get to decide that the speed limit is not fast enough, but the speed you have chosen is, and nobody should be allowed to drive faster than that? How will we know how fast we are allowed to go on roads where you're not doing your community service as the pace car?
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 It should be the law than when you are cruising at a speed that is significantly faster than the limit and appropriate for the fast lane and a car comes up on you quickly and rides your ass while you are both going 70...you can pull out a gun and kill the other driver. It is really annoying when someone is cruising along in the PASSING lane at a speed slower than I want to be traveling and they do not move over as soon as safely possible. I do give enough time to speed up or move over before "riding their ass" but some people just don't get the hint that they should get the hell out of the way. I will inevitably encounter several of these people in ten minutes when I get on the thruway to go home from work.
The Avenger Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Rush Hour (6am-9am and 4pm-7pm) has special rules for the highway: - No truck traffic, particularly anything with a wide load that takes up more than 1 lane of a 3 lane highway - you want to move your house, do it in the middle of the day - No traffic stops - the only reason you should pull someone over and throw on the lights which cause an 8 mile backup is if there is gunplay - causing an 8 mile backup to give someone a speeding ticket is rediculous - No harm/no foul accidents - if 2 cars make contact in stop and go traffic and there is no damage and nobody got hurt, get back on the damn road and let it slide - don't cause a huge backup exchanging worthless information for 45 minutes (and if you call the cops for such an incident they should be allowed to shoot you for being a dumbass) - No prisoner trash crews - you already harmed society once, don't do it again by causing a backup when everybody slows down to see your sorry orange jumpsuit picking up trash - do that in the middle of the day - On snowy days when your wipers start to get iced up, get off at an exit or rest area to futz with them - don't stop on the highway - seriously, it's a snowy road filled with other vehicles who are hampered by weather - really dangerouse thing to do - Turn on your damn lights when the visibility is poor! If you drive a gray car and there's a lot of spray coming up from the road you are really hard to see until the last second
dayman Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 It is really annoying when someone is cruising along in the PASSING lane at a speed slower than I want to be traveling and they do not move over as soon as safely possible. I do give enough time to speed up or move over before "riding their ass" but some people just don't get the hint that they should get the hell out of the way. I will inevitably encounter several of these people in ten minutes when I get on the thruway to go home from work. When you do please dangerously ride their ass while you both go 75...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 When you do please dangerously ride their ass while you both go 75... I have just one simple question for the left lane pace cars. Why do you feel the need to drive in the passing lane if you aren't actually passing anyone? You could be driving 70 in the right lane just as easily without pissing off 15 cars behind you.
Pete Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Way too many laws in this country as is. Like we need new ones. But I will humor this thread. It should be a law- passing lane is just that. If you don't give up the lane and move over you get executed. There- how is that?
The Poojer Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 is there anyone in the right lane? don't care if you are going above the speed limit...if you can move over to let someone who wants to go faster, do it...cruise to your hearts content in the left lane, as long as you aren't impeding others....now if there is someone in the right lane and you cannot move over without significantly increasing your already increased speed, then yes, you are free to shoot It should be the law than when you are cruising at a speed that is significantly faster than the limit and appropriate for the fast lane and a car comes up on you quickly and rides your ass while you are both going 70...you can pull out a gun and kill the other driver.
Pete Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 While we are at it- people who complain- we cut their tongues off
Chef Jim Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 While we are at it- people who complain- we cut their tongues off So I assume you won't be needing yours.
mead107 Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 (edited) Everyone has to send ME a bottle of red wine every year for the rest of there life. Mead107 Charlton, NY 12019 Edited February 17, 2011 by mead107
Chef Jim Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 Everyone has to send ME a bottle of red wine every year for the rest of there life. Mead107 Charlton, NY 12019 Heading up to Sonoma to pick up a case of Syrah futures I bought earlier this year. I'll send you a bottle. It'll be empty but I'll still send it.
Bills99999 Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 Nobody should be allowed to own more than two cats unless they are raising them for food
Dan Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 .. that I don't have to wear a seat belt if I don't want to. I'm in no way infringing upon anyone while driving in my car going 70 in the right lane with people passing me and not wearing a seat belt.
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