Peace Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 DECATUR, IL, THE YEAR 2083—According to students in Mr. Bernard's fourth-period U.S. history class, it's "really pathetic" how long it took for early-21st-century Americans to finally legalize gay marriage. The classroom of 15-year-olds at MacArthur High School—all of whom were born in the late 2060s and grew up never questioning the obvious fact that homosexual couples deserve the right to get married—were reportedly "amazed" to learn in their Modern U.S. History: 2081 Edition textbooks that as late as the 2020s, gays and lesbians actually had to fight for the constitutional right to wed. http://www.theonion.com/articles/future-us-history-students-its-pretty-embarrassing,19099/ Perfectly done. It is embarrassing now and will be more so the longer it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 http://www.theonion.com/articles/future-us-history-students-its-pretty-embarrassing,19099/ Perfectly done. It is embarrassing now and will be more so the longer it takes. Were you like the Indian in the "Village People"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 (edited) Were you like the Indian in the "Village People"? No. Just embarrassed that we can't just get through this BS of outlawing gay marriage to the 100% future point where it's completely legal. Edited February 9, 2011 by Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 [hillbilly] If all them gays and lesbians git married we wont have no future of no kids to be reading them textbook no ways. Besides, my granddaddy couldn't read none and he done just fine.[/hillbilly]heh, not joking, either. that is the kind of crap I hear a lot here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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