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DECATUR, IL, THE YEAR 2083—According to students in Mr. Bernard's fourth-period U.S. history class, it's "really pathetic" how long it took for early-21st-century Americans to finally legalize gay marriage.

 

The classroom of 15-year-olds at MacArthur High School—all of whom were born in the late 2060s and grew up never questioning the obvious fact that homosexual couples deserve the right to get married—were reportedly "amazed" to learn in their Modern U.S. History: 2081 Edition textbooks that as late as the 2020s, gays and lesbians actually had to fight for the constitutional right to wed.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/future-us-history-students-its-pretty-embarrassing,19099/

 

Perfectly done. It is embarrassing now and will be more so the longer it takes.

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Were you like the Indian in the "Village People"?

 

No. Just embarrassed that we can't just get through this BS of outlawing gay marriage to the 100% future point where it's completely legal.

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[hillbilly]

If all them gays and lesbians git married we wont have no future of no kids to be reading them textbook no ways. Besides, my granddaddy couldn't read none and he done just fine.
[/hillbilly]

heh, not joking, either. that is the kind of crap I hear a lot here...

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