Just Jack Posted February 7, 2011 Author Posted February 7, 2011 1) Snickers. Was that Roseanne? Yep, Roseanne
Rumblinstumblin Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 http://www.urlesque.com/2011/02/04/lowest-rated-super-bowl-commercials/
KD in CA Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 At least a third of them are movie/TV show promos which are lame. Very few are memorable/funny in any way, though the Passat/Darth Vadar one was cute.
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 7:48 pm 1) Chevy "My balls are a blue as my car" 2) Captain America, **** yeah! 3) Castrol Edge. That stuff is the real deal. Kicks Mobil-1 down the street, especially since Mobil's reformulation. 4) CarMax metaphor Full Circle... I kinda liked that. Slightly erudite, but with a chair-shot.
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 8:00 pm Halftime, should be locals 1) American Idol-worship 2) Xfinity iPad again 3) Politicians want to tax my groceries. "The government is getting too involved with our personal lives" 4) Honda's "Mechanics hate Hondas". Personally I love em, easy to work on. 5) Grafting thumbs onto Android. That's kinda disturbing. And now the Papsi Mex halftime shew. 8:07 pm, the cheap ads 1) Nascar, Daytona 500. 2) Maryland lottery scratch off. Your tax dollars at work, bilking people who are bad at math. 3) More Nascar 4) Chatter.com, something with the Black-Eyed Chibis.
boyst Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 As a Stern fan I got the Tweets: HowardStern Howard Stern A talking facebook car? can't wait to hear a message from a girl who wouldn't bang me in high school as I crash into a wall. jdharm JD Harmeyer How many lawsuits will Chevy get because someone got into a wreck trying to wish someone a Happy Birthday on their wall?? jdharm JD Harmeyer Chevy really working hard on what the country needs - forget alternative fuels, we can now update our Facebook Statuses from our cars
EasternOHBillsFan Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 What is up with these stupid animated puppet-like people? That's one with Eminem and another with some guy and a phone... blecch.
Pilsner Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 This half time show isn't too shabby. Better than I've seen in several past years. And I'm sure the peeps surrounding the stage know who the performers r too. Overall it's aight.
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 8:22 pm, after the Hack Autotune Peas turn LOVE into LOIE 1) More Chatter.com whatever they are, more chibis 2) Fox stuff 3) Old one, credit card rewards to buy old crusty baseball seats. eww. 4) Wee har Chevron engineers. Get a subtitle. 5) KFC, shoulda done instead.6) More Acura. Yay Acura. 7) Online daily tablet newspaper? Is it as incompetent and biased as all the other newspapers?
Wacka Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Watched about 30 seconds at the start of halftime/ BEP can't sing, they need that electronic crap to put them on key. Also can't play instruments. The Who may be old, but they still can rock. Watched local news instead.
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 8:27 pm 1) NFL's free time to pimp 2) House. Hope it's Lupus this time. 3) Car Warriors on Speed. I will probably watch ... 4) Nascar, runaway ferris wheel. Meh.
KD in CA Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Watched about 30 seconds at the start of halftime/ BEP can't sing, they need that electronic crap to put them on key. Also can't play instruments. The Who may be old, but they still can rock. Watched local news instead. I just continue to be puzzled by such nonsense. Honestly, who does that appeal to? Is the point of having that kind of act really just to get 15 year old girls to watch the SB?
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 8:35 pm 1) Cars.com... let others go first, hah, nice. 2) Enzo... nice Italian accent kid, I should tie your hands together to shut you up 3) Ozzy and Justin Bieber on Babylon 5 ... what's a Bieber "it's like a girl" rofl.
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 8:42 pm 1) ANOTHER Pirate movie? 2) Mini, Cram It In The Boot? 2011 will go down as the gayest commercial set of all time. 3) Homeaway.com, Test Baby gets splattered. Aren't all these dot.coms bankrupt yet? 8:48 pm 1) I been hypmotized by Hyundai. Not enough to buy one though. 2) Tibet is in trouble, so we're taking advantage on groupon.com. 3) Coca-cola brings world peace between two guys from Stratego.
Just Jack Posted February 7, 2011 Author Posted February 7, 2011 Gee, if Coke can get people to quit hating each other, how about sending some to the middle east?
Pilsner Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 (edited) Ralonzo you are on quite a mission aren't you? Forge on. You are single handedly keeping this thread alive. Edited February 7, 2011 by Pilsner
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 8:52 pm 1) Stella Artoit. Jazz bar. Some french twit. 2) Carmax. Old fashioned service station, milkman, ok that was clever. 3) Simon Cowell being creepy for Fox.
Just Jack Posted February 7, 2011 Author Posted February 7, 2011 So far I'm not seeing any commercial that is worth the $2+ million it cost to make and air.
Ralonzo Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Ralonzo you are on quite a mission aren't you? Forge on. You are single handedly keeping this thread alive. I do this every year... should be in the archives...
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