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Christmas cookie recipe worth sharing....

 

1 cup of water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

 

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo

again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and

drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

 

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another

cup .. just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add

to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit

off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the

beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check

the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

 

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

find.

 

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to

beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish

the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!

Posted
Christmas cookie recipe worth sharing....

 

1 cup of water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

 

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo

again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and

drink.

 

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

 

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another

cup .. just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add

to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit

off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the

beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check

the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

 

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

find.

 

Greash the oven.

 

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to

beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish

the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

 

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!

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;) If it involves fruit and nuts I'm all for it. :)

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Thanks, but "nuts" is a bit vague. I mean, it could really change the flavor completely if you chose say, macadamias instead of almonds, or peanuts instead of brazil nuts.

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