Albany,n.y. Posted February 5, 2011 Posted February 5, 2011 I knew this was going to happen one day! Sometimes Ralph Wilson passes us in the stadium on his way to his box. One time I begged Ralph to fill out the necessary paperwork. I even handed him the necessary papers and a pen to sign them. All he said is "I'm too old for this s***", threw the papers & pen on the ground and proceeded to his luxury box. That's why Jacksonville is in the Super Bowl and the Bills are home.
silvermike Posted February 5, 2011 Posted February 5, 2011 I'm really glad the Onion is doing more sports coverage. They're aces at it. My favorite remains this one.
Arkady Renko Posted February 5, 2011 Posted February 5, 2011 I prefer this one. http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/bills-celebrate-8th-straight-loss-by-dumping-conte,18452/
San Jose Bills Fan Posted February 6, 2011 Posted February 6, 2011 (edited) I thought this one was pretty funny. "The bottom line is the Pittsburgh school system is giving its students a leg up on the competition, not only in America, but throughout the world," Ravenstahl added. "Our kids correctly spelled Roethlisberger 12 times more often than all the students in Europe and Asia combined...When I was in school, every single one of us knew how to spell Bradshaw," Irwin told reporters. "Granted, Roethlisberger is more difficult, but the world in general is becoming an increasingly demanding place, and we have to prepare our students to meet that demand." Edited February 6, 2011 by San Jose Bills Fan
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 6, 2011 Posted February 6, 2011 I prefer this one. http://www.onionspor...ng-conte,18452/ I hadn't seen that one before. Select your NFL team. Losing team. Funny bad, or heartbreakingly bad? Both. BILLS! I like this one... flashdance Eeeeewwwww, gross.
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