/dev/null Posted January 27, 2011 Posted January 27, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't fall asleep. Sleep falls to him.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
CountDorkula Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 Chuck Norris once shot down a German World War II fighter plane with his finger, by yelling bang.
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