Just Jack Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't fall asleep. Sleep falls to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Don't with Chuck.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Chuck Norris once shot down a German World War II fighter plane with his finger, by yelling bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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