Tabasco sauce blamed for indecent exposure

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/12/31/2010-12-31_florida_man_arrested_for_indecent_exposure_said_he_was_saving_his_private_parts_.html

[Nanker]

Oh, it sounds like a plausible reason to me.

[BuffaloBill]

Doesn't everybody get tabasco sauce on their privates from time to time ... especially when flying on an airplane