Ozzy Osbourne made me do it

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-drunk-driving-ozzy-arrest-txt,0,118815.story

[Mr_Blizzard]

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-drunk-driving-ozzy-arrest-txt,0,118815.story

 

I watched the video. Blaming it on Ozzy? Lame. Now if he'd blamed his drinking on Justin Bieber . . .

[BuffaloBill]

I blame Ozzy for all my acts of stupidity.

[Cugalabanza]

I blame Ozzy for all my acts of stupidity.

You shouldn't let iconic rock stars tell you what to do all the time. You need to be more assertive. Jim Morrison tried to get me to steal a car once. I was like "Look, Jim, I don't mean to be rude but please stop trying to push off your reckless lifestyle choices on me. Also, knock it off with all that lizard king poetry garbage--nobody likes that." He was kind of mad, but eventually he came to respect me for it I think.

[BuffaloBill]

You shouldn't let iconic rock stars tell you what to do all the time. You need to be more assertive. Jim Morrison tried to get me to steal a car once. I was like "Look, Jim, I don't mean to be rude but please stop trying to push off your reckless lifestyle choices on me. Also, knock it off with all that lizard king poetry garbage--nobody likes that." He was kind of mad, but eventually he came to respect me for it I think.

 

 

Thanks I'll discuss these thoughts with my shrink ... I wonder If I should also stop blaming Madonna for all of my sexual perversions????

[Cugalabanza]

Thanks I'll discuss these thoughts with my shrink ... I wonder If I should also stop blaming Madonna for all of my sexual perversions????

Sounds like you got a case of "Borderline" Personality Disorder.

 

 

 

 

Sorry.

[Chef Jim]

Putting clips of Ozzy in a news story is just some damn sweet reporting.