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I know it's kind of tacky to leave holiday decorations up all year long. But leaving the Festivus pole comes in quite handy as the ladies often find another use as a stripper pole :devil:

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I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

 

Festivus is my favorite holiday, and eating the ceremonial white pizza is always a wonderful tyme.

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Here is the "official" Festivus site:

 

http://www.festivusweb.com/

 

And while it's out there, (in my best Frank Costanza voice) I'm having problems with you people and your typos, poor grammar and do something about the God blessed acronyms... WTF... Where's the football?

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FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized

there had to be another way!

 

KRAMER: What happened to the doll?

 

FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

 

KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.

 

FRANK: She was.

 

 

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It's a Pole

(Sung to the tune of 'Let it Snow')

 

Oh the Festivus party is starting,

And the guests are now arriving.

What is that thing over there?

It's a pole! It's a pole! It's a pole!

 

It doesn't require decorating,

Because tinsel is way too distracting.

It's unadorned and made of aluminum,

It's a pole! It's a pole! It's a pole!

 

Finally we air our grievances,

There's problems with all you people.

But if you really do it right,

Somebody will be sobbing tonight.

 

There's still more fun to unfold,

Cause it's time to pin the head of the household.

The feats of strength will happen now!

Move the pole! Move the pole! Move the pole!

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I know it's kind of tacky to leave holiday decorations up all year long. But leaving the Festivus pole comes in quite handy as the ladies often find another use as a stripper pole :devil:

 

 

LOL, dev/null, that's my kinda thinking. Make the most of what is at hand. Ladies luv the pole. :thumbsup:

Edited by Pilsner
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