ieatcrayonz Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Phase 1 - Fun phase: Buy up all the lentils in the states of NY, PA, MA, CT, RI, NH, ME, NJ, VT, and OH. Do MA last. Dump all the lentils with the exception of one year's supply into the water around Nantucket. Don't whine. Just do it. Sven can help if needed. Phase 2 - Sustain Phase Hack the inventory programs of all lentil retailers in those states and online. Prevent them from restocking any lentils Phase 3 - Just in case Phase Put the remaining one year's supply of lentils at Doublecheney just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 I'm hoping you're not replying because you're out buying lentils? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I dig the way you guys do business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 Where are we on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Where are we on this? From what I heard, you are a few lentils shy of a full basket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Holy Moses, that's a lot of lentils. I've bought up the entire lentil stock in the 11 states you asked for, but I also went ahead and cleaned out the other lower 48 as well. Did you know that Canada is the larges lentil producer in the world? Anyway, I also took the time to buy up all the lentil futures that I could, sorry, that took several days. Next Monday there will be a catastrophic fire in the 5 largest lentil warehouses north of the border. All grocers replenishment programs have been zeroed out in the lentil category. No reorders will be processed. Lentils from the remaining warehouses are currently being trucked and trained to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 24, 2010 Author Share Posted December 24, 2010 Holy Moses, that's a lot of lentils. I've bought up the entire lentil stock in the 11 states you asked for, but I also went ahead and cleaned out the other lower 48 as well. Did you know that Canada is the larges lentil producer in the world? Anyway, I also took the time to buy up all the lentil futures that I could, sorry, that took several days. Next Monday there will be a catastrophic fire in the 5 largest lentil warehouses north of the border. All grocers replenishment programs have been zeroed out in the lentil category. No reorders will be processed. Lentils from the remaining warehouses are currently being trucked and trained to you. It sounded good until the bolded part. What part of NANTUCKET did you not understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 It sounded good until the bolded part. What part of NANTUCKET did you not understand? So? You once lived in Nantucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 It sounded good until the bolded part. What part of NANTUCKET did you not understand? You want me to return them to Canada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 So? You once lived in Nantucket. So Crayonz once lived in Nantucket Wanted all of the lentils in buckets Then Beerball commenced The hoarding of lents Will he soon tell Crayonz to phyuckit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 So Crayonz once lived in Nantucket Wanted all of the lentils in buckets Then Beerball commenced The hoarding of lents Will he soon tell Crayonz to phyuckit? I just spit on my screen laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 So Crayonz once lived in Nantucket Wanted all of the lentils in buckets Then Beerball commenced The hoarding of lents Will he soon tell Crayonz to phyuckit? Probably the hardest i have laughed in awhile. Well played sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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