ieatcrayonz Posted December 20, 2010 Posted December 20, 2010 Phase 1 - Fun phase: Buy up all the lentils in the states of NY, PA, MA, CT, RI, NH, ME, NJ, VT, and OH. Do MA last. Dump all the lentils with the exception of one year's supply into the water around Nantucket. Don't whine. Just do it. Sven can help if needed. Phase 2 - Sustain Phase Hack the inventory programs of all lentil retailers in those states and online. Prevent them from restocking any lentils Phase 3 - Just in case Phase Put the remaining one year's supply of lentils at Doublecheney just in case.
ieatcrayonz Posted December 21, 2010 Author Posted December 21, 2010 I'm hoping you're not replying because you're out buying lentils?
Booster4324 Posted December 23, 2010 Posted December 23, 2010 Where are we on this? From what I heard, you are a few lentils shy of a full basket.
Beerball Posted December 24, 2010 Posted December 24, 2010 Holy Moses, that's a lot of lentils. I've bought up the entire lentil stock in the 11 states you asked for, but I also went ahead and cleaned out the other lower 48 as well. Did you know that Canada is the larges lentil producer in the world? Anyway, I also took the time to buy up all the lentil futures that I could, sorry, that took several days. Next Monday there will be a catastrophic fire in the 5 largest lentil warehouses north of the border. All grocers replenishment programs have been zeroed out in the lentil category. No reorders will be processed. Lentils from the remaining warehouses are currently being trucked and trained to you.
ieatcrayonz Posted December 24, 2010 Author Posted December 24, 2010 Holy Moses, that's a lot of lentils. I've bought up the entire lentil stock in the 11 states you asked for, but I also went ahead and cleaned out the other lower 48 as well. Did you know that Canada is the larges lentil producer in the world? Anyway, I also took the time to buy up all the lentil futures that I could, sorry, that took several days. Next Monday there will be a catastrophic fire in the 5 largest lentil warehouses north of the border. All grocers replenishment programs have been zeroed out in the lentil category. No reorders will be processed. Lentils from the remaining warehouses are currently being trucked and trained to you. It sounded good until the bolded part. What part of NANTUCKET did you not understand?
Booster4324 Posted December 24, 2010 Posted December 24, 2010 It sounded good until the bolded part. What part of NANTUCKET did you not understand? So? You once lived in Nantucket.
Beerball Posted December 24, 2010 Posted December 24, 2010 It sounded good until the bolded part. What part of NANTUCKET did you not understand? You want me to return them to Canada?
Nanker Posted December 24, 2010 Posted December 24, 2010 So? You once lived in Nantucket. So Crayonz once lived in Nantucket Wanted all of the lentils in buckets Then Beerball commenced The hoarding of lents Will he soon tell Crayonz to phyuckit?
BuffaloBill Posted December 24, 2010 Posted December 24, 2010 So Crayonz once lived in Nantucket Wanted all of the lentils in buckets Then Beerball commenced The hoarding of lents Will he soon tell Crayonz to phyuckit? I just spit on my screen laughing
CountDorkula Posted December 24, 2010 Posted December 24, 2010 So Crayonz once lived in Nantucket Wanted all of the lentils in buckets Then Beerball commenced The hoarding of lents Will he soon tell Crayonz to phyuckit? Probably the hardest i have laughed in awhile. Well played sir!
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