LeviF Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 sounds more like too much buttsex BuffaloBill was a submariner?
DC Tom Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Serious question, Sage: after almost two weeks now, any weight loss? Any ill effects you're feeling? (Note: although this is a serious question, and I'm hoping for serious answers, I reserve the right to mock you for those serious answers.)
MattyT Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 I think this pic best expresses Sage's feelings at this point... Another breakfast, lunch and dinner
BuffaloBill Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 sounds more like too much buttsex nah ... just one of the indignities of old age.
Chef Jim Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Serious question, Sage: after almost two weeks now, any weight loss? Any ill effects you're feeling? (Note: although this is a serious question, and I'm hoping for serious answers, I reserve the right to mock you for those serious answers.) Yes, he turned into this guy.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 Yes, he turned into this guy. So then he has attained enlightnenment!! Good work, Sage!
erynthered Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 I read somewhere , that only eating lentils for a year can cause Cancer. Good luck.
Chef Jim Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 I read somewhere , that only eating lentils for a year can cause Cancer. Good luck. Hey you lose weight your way, he'll lose weight his.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted January 14, 2011 Author Posted January 14, 2011 Serious question, Sage: after almost two weeks now, any weight loss? Any ill effects you're feeling? (Note: although this is a serious question, and I'm hoping for serious answers, I reserve the right to mock you for those serious answers.) Yes, I've lost about 5 pounds during the two weeks. I'm going to carefully monitor this aspect because I shouldn't lose much more than 10 or 15. As for other ill effects, nothing much to report besides general hunger and flatulence (feel free to mock away). The craps haven't been great either.
Chef Jim Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 Yes, I've lost about 5 pounds during the two weeks. I'm going to carefully monitor this aspect because I shouldn't lose much more than 10 or 15. As for other ill effects, nothing much to report besides general hunger and flatulence (feel free to mock away). The craps haven't been great either. You're missing out on one of the greater things in life.
Ramius Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 You're missing out on one of the greater things in life. +1 A good solid dump is highly underrated.
BuffaloBill Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 +1 A good solid dump is highly underrated. With or without reading material?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 With or without reading material? Without. Reading destroys the meditation.
Ramius Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) Without. Reading destroys the meditation. With. Newspaper, book, kindle. Or, if you're technologically inclined, there's nothing with taking the laptop into the crapper. I could even be dropping a deuce right now. Edited January 14, 2011 by Ramius
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 With. Newspaper, book, kindle. Or, if you're technologically inclined, there's nothing with taking the laptop into the crapper. I could even be dropping a deuce right now. I enjoy the silent space that is the porcelain throne. No phone, no talking, no input. Just me and the deuce. Screw eating lentils. Just give me some quality dook time every day.
BuffaloBill Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 With. Newspaper, book, kindle. Or, if you're technologically inclined, there's nothing with taking the laptop into the crapper. I could even be dropping a deuce right now. we're grateful that your posts are not "scratch and sniff" enabled.
McBeane Posted January 17, 2011 Posted January 17, 2011 Come on Sage... how could you leave us hanging this long?
The Senator Posted January 18, 2011 Posted January 18, 2011 It's only a matter of time... The Hot Truck
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