Just Jack Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Want to have a rectal explosion? Eat sugar-free JellBelly Belly Flops. I worked near their factory Friday and stopped in at the bulk store at the factory and bought 4 bags. Ate almost a whole bag and an hour later had to rush to the throne. Siilar thing happened to me when I first had Hersheys Sugar Free chocolate. Turns out the maltitol they use a sweetner was the culprit.
ieatcrayonz Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Sage was last active here at 9:05pm, January 21. It is completely out of character for him to not show up here for more than a couple days. I can only assume he's dead, with the cause of death likely a tremendous lentil-induced rectal explosion. Sage was hiding at triplecheney for most of that time. I'm not so sure about lately. It is possible that Ennifer has him locked up there but I am not about to walk in on them.
Ramius Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Sage was last active here at 9:05pm, January 21. It is completely out of character for him to not show up here for more than a couple days. I can only assume he's dead, with the cause of death likely a tremendous lentil-induced rectal explosion. Let's get him a paver made with so much water so it's not solid. It would only be fitting.
Chef Jim Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 Sage ... are you still alive? Dead Dave. They're all dead.
Nanker Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 Sage has better things to do right now than posting on an intertubes website. Like finding and applying a case of **** cement.
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 I keep checking the orbits, but what cause of death am I looking for? Bowel obstruction?
Booster4324 Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 I keep checking the orbits, but what cause of death am I looking for? Bowel obstruction? Orbits? Wow, now that is gas...
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 Orbits? Wow, now that is gas... Old guy term for obituary's. It's how we keep up with our Friends.
Booster4324 Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 Old guy term for obituary's. It's how we keep up with our Friends. I believe you meant obits, not orbits then.
Wacka Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 Old guy term for obituary's. It's how we keep up with our Friends. Yeah, why isn't Davis Schwimmer dead yet?
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 I believe you meant obits, not orbits then. Close enough.
Ramius Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 Dead Dave. They're all dead. It's worse than that he's dead jim, dead jim, dead jim, it's worse than that he's dead jim, dead jim, dead.
Chef Jim Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 It's worse than that he's dead jim, dead jim, dead jim, it's worse than that he's dead jim, dead jim, dead. Well we tried to warn him.
JoeFerguson Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 This dude dead? He has reached nirvana.
The Poojer Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Sage has taken alot of ribbing during this time, but I have to come to his defense a bit...based on this thread alone...i have dramatically increased the amount of lentils, split peas and beans in the past couple of months in a consious(sp) effort to increase both protein and fiber in my diet...now while i am not eating them plain...i find it is a hell of a lot cheaper to go to wegmans and buy onions, tomatoes and hot peppers and make 3-4 days worth of lunches out of these legumes(et al)....and i do have 16 pounds to justify the 'efforts'...the added 'regularity' is a bonus...but holy hell....a bag of lentils some produce and you have lunch for over a week....thanks for starting the ball rolling....
Ramius Posted February 28, 2011 Posted February 28, 2011 Sage has taken alot of ribbing during this time, but I have to come to his defense a bit...based on this thread alone...i have dramatically increased the amount of lentils, split peas and beans in the past couple of months in a consious(sp) effort to increase both protein and fiber in my diet...now while i am not eating them plain...i find it is a hell of a lot cheaper to go to wegmans and buy onions, tomatoes and hot peppers and make 3-4 days worth of lunches out of these legumes(et al)....and i do have 16 pounds to justify the 'efforts'...the added 'regularity' is a bonus...but holy hell....a bag of lentils some produce and you have lunch for over a week....thanks for starting the ball rolling.... Congrats. As for the rest of us, we enjoy eating good food for lunch. Just because you can survive on it doesn't mean its a good idea.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 28, 2011 Posted February 28, 2011 Sage has taken alot of ribbing during this time, but I have to come to his defense a bit...based on this thread alone...i have dramatically increased the amount of lentils, split peas and beans in the past couple of months in a consious(sp) effort to increase both protein and fiber in my diet...now while i am not eating them plain...i find it is a hell of a lot cheaper to go to wegmans and buy onions, tomatoes and hot peppers and make 3-4 days worth of lunches out of these legumes(et al)....and i do have 16 pounds to justify the 'efforts'...the added 'regularity' is a bonus...but holy hell....a bag of lentils some produce and you have lunch for over a week....thanks for starting the ball rolling.... And yet, he's still not around. That leads me to believe he's either failed or has utterly succeeded and found true enlightenment.
Ramius Posted February 28, 2011 Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) Kid's not dead. His weekly radio show is still on the schedule in Ithaca. Which means he's failed. Edited February 28, 2011 by Ramius
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