Ramius Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 TMI? sounds more like too much buttsex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 sounds more like too much buttsex BuffaloBill was a submariner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 sounds more like too much buttsex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Serious question, Sage: after almost two weeks now, any weight loss? Any ill effects you're feeling? (Note: although this is a serious question, and I'm hoping for serious answers, I reserve the right to mock you for those serious answers.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I think this pic best expresses Sage's feelings at this point... Another breakfast, lunch and dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 sounds more like too much buttsex nah ... just one of the indignities of old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Serious question, Sage: after almost two weeks now, any weight loss? Any ill effects you're feeling? (Note: although this is a serious question, and I'm hoping for serious answers, I reserve the right to mock you for those serious answers.) Yes, he turned into this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Yes, he turned into this guy. So then he has attained enlightnenment!! Good work, Sage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I read somewhere , that only eating lentils for a year can cause Cancer. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I read somewhere , that only eating lentils for a year can cause Cancer. Good luck. Hey you lose weight your way, he'll lose weight his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 Serious question, Sage: after almost two weeks now, any weight loss? Any ill effects you're feeling? (Note: although this is a serious question, and I'm hoping for serious answers, I reserve the right to mock you for those serious answers.) Yes, I've lost about 5 pounds during the two weeks. I'm going to carefully monitor this aspect because I shouldn't lose much more than 10 or 15. As for other ill effects, nothing much to report besides general hunger and flatulence (feel free to mock away). The craps haven't been great either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Yes, I've lost about 5 pounds during the two weeks. I'm going to carefully monitor this aspect because I shouldn't lose much more than 10 or 15. As for other ill effects, nothing much to report besides general hunger and flatulence (feel free to mock away). The craps haven't been great either. You're missing out on one of the greater things in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 You're missing out on one of the greater things in life. +1 A good solid dump is highly underrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 +1 A good solid dump is highly underrated. With or without reading material? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 With or without reading material? Without. Reading destroys the meditation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) Without. Reading destroys the meditation. With. Newspaper, book, kindle. Or, if you're technologically inclined, there's nothing with taking the laptop into the crapper. I could even be dropping a deuce right now. Edited January 14, 2011 by Ramius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 With. Newspaper, book, kindle. Or, if you're technologically inclined, there's nothing with taking the laptop into the crapper. I could even be dropping a deuce right now. I enjoy the silent space that is the porcelain throne. No phone, no talking, no input. Just me and the deuce. Screw eating lentils. Just give me some quality dook time every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 With. Newspaper, book, kindle. Or, if you're technologically inclined, there's nothing with taking the laptop into the crapper. I could even be dropping a deuce right now. we're grateful that your posts are not "scratch and sniff" enabled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBeane Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Come on Sage... how could you leave us hanging this long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 It's only a matter of time... The Hot Truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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