Chef Jim Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Well I didn't quit after 2 days like you thought I guess you're not as smart as I thought you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I guess you're not as smart as I thought you were. He shoots... he scores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBeane Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 That is what I was thinking... And they are unprepared lentils (from my understanding)! Wow... What a shocker! Hey, he did say that he could boil them. So they are a tiny bit prepared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Hey, he did say that he could boil them. So they are a tiny bit prepared Anyway, like I was sayin', lentils are the fruit of the earth. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, lentil-kabobs, lentil creole, lentil gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple lentil, lemon lentil, coconut lentil, pepper lentil, lentil soup, lentil stew, lentil salad, lentil and potatoes, lentil burger, lentil sandwich. That- that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted January 11, 2011 Author Share Posted January 11, 2011 Anyway, like I was sayin', lentils are the fruit of the earth. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, lentil-kabobs, lentil creole, lentil gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple lentil, lemon lentil, coconut lentil, pepper lentil, lentil soup, lentil stew, lentil salad, lentil and potatoes, lentil burger, lentil sandwich. That- that's about it. Beerball knew awll about lentuhls. We said when we got out uh Vietnam we was gonna start our own lentuhl fishin' comp'ny and name it Beerball Sage Lentuhls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Beerball knew awll about lentuhls. We said when we got out uh Vietnam we was gonna start our own lentuhl fishin' comp'ny and name it Beerball Sage Lentuhls. On a serious note...watch out for gout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 To say that I'm sick of lentils at this point is an enormous understatement. Yes, but have you attained enlightnment yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Yes, but have you attained enlightnment yet? If by enlightenment you mean he hasn't had a hard stool in a week I think it's safe to say he's reached a plane of enlightenment that most of us only dream about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 If by enlightenment you mean he hasn't had a hard stool in a week I think it's safe to say he's reached a plane of enlightenment that most of us only dream about. I gotta hand it you Chef. When you hit one, you knock it out of the park. Spit screen worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 If by enlightenment you mean he hasn't had a hard stool in a week I think it's safe to say he's reached a plane of enlightenment that most of us only dream about. Now that is what I call Hydroplaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I find it frightening to admit that this thread is very entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 (edited) On a serious note...watch out for gout. Dude Sage is pretty young so he shouldn't worry. Gout is for old people. I have as much or more respect for old people, but they are forgetful and sometimes forget to pee. This leaves their body with too much urine which in turn causes gout. Edited January 13, 2011 by ieatcrayonz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Dude Sage is pretty young so he shouldn't worry. Gout is for old people. I have as much or more respect for old people, but they are forgetful and sometimes forget to pee. This leaves their body with too much urine which in turn causes gout. Why is he still able to find lentils is the key question for you. Are you drunk? Because you sure seem like you are drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Why is he still able to find lentils is the key question for you. Are you drunk? Because you sure seem like you are drunk. That wasn't his job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 That wasn't his job. No, his job is to micromanage Beerball, which clearly isn't happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 No, his job is to micromanage Beerball, which clearly isn't happening. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 (edited) shhhhhhhhhhhhhh No worries, he is drunk again. Ever since he lost his gerbil he has been drinking tons, so no way he remembers this in the morning. Edited January 13, 2011 by Booster4324 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Dude Sage is pretty young so he shouldn't worry. Gout is for old people. I have as much or more respect for old people, but they are forgetful and sometimes forget to pee. This leaves their body with too much urine which in turn causes gout. You are obviously young. You pee more, especially at night, as you get older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 You are obviously young. You pee more, especially at night, as you get older. You shouldn't expose the young man to the evils of aging. Next you'll have to teach him that there will come a day where he needs to buy prep -H by the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 You shouldn't expose the young man to the evils of aging. Next you'll have to teach him that there will come a day where he needs to buy prep -H by the case. TMI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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