Kris Kringle Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 How's everyone doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 SANTA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 When are you going to introduce me to your elves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 When are you going to introduce me to your elves? Now you know why he's so jolly. He's got a list of naughty girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 When are you going to introduce me to your elves? Is it too late to order one of those and have it shipped by Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Is it too late to order one two of those and have it shipped by Christmas? Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Fixed. batteries included? By the looks of things they don't take D's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 batteries included? By the looks of things they don't take DDDD's. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 How's everyone doing? Santa I don't want to be a snitch but I think Dean and Booster smoke pot. They get real defensive about it. Almost paranoid. I'm not saying to put them on the naughty list but don't bring them a bong or something that will just enable them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) Santa I don't want to be a snitch but I think Dean and Booster smoke pot. They get real defensive about it. Almost paranoid. I'm not saying to put them on the naughty list but don't bring them a bong or something that will just enable them. Are you asking for the 400-ct Classpack again? You really should cut back. Edited December 18, 2010 by The Dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 How's everyone doing? OMG!!! Santa, could you PLEASE bring the Bills a DE, an OLB a RT and some surprises for us?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 How's everyone doing? Where the !@#$ is my Red Ryder BB Gun? You promised you big fat lying tub of goo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Where the !@#$ is my Red Ryder BB Gun? You promised you big fat lying tub of goo! You'll shoot your eye out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Santa Santa Santa, since you and Will Farrell are the only people sized residents of the North Pole why are all the urinals at Santa height? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I don't need any coal this year. It's been piling up over the years. Greed is good Santa....greed is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Kringle Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 Santa I don't want to be a snitch but I think Dean and Booster smoke pot. They get real defensive about it. Almost paranoid. I'm not saying to put them on the naughty list but don't bring them a bong or something that will just enable them. Now Herbert, you know there is no need to snitch, I already know about their recreational activities. Where the !@#$ is my Red Ryder BB Gun? You promised you big fat lying tub of goo! We all know about your "issues" and I don’t think a gun is the best gift for you. Santa Santa Santa, since you and Will Farrell are the only people sized residents of the North Pole why are all the urinals at Santa height? Don't believe everything you see in the movies son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Red wine this year, not grape juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 You're a terrible role model Santa! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCJ-dygbFxY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 OK Kris, if Kris is your name...tell you what...you turn the moon orange on Monday night and I'll say you're for real. Do we have a deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Red wine this year, not grape juice. File this post in the department of redundancy department file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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