\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 When are you going to introduce me to your elves?
/dev/null Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 When are you going to introduce me to your elves? Now you know why he's so jolly. He's got a list of naughty girls
KD in CA Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 When are you going to introduce me to your elves? Is it too late to order one of those and have it shipped by Christmas?
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 Is it too late to order one two of those and have it shipped by Christmas? Fixed.
boyst Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 Fixed. batteries included? By the looks of things they don't take D's.
BuffaloBill Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 batteries included? By the looks of things they don't take DDDD's. Fixed
ieatcrayonz Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 How's everyone doing? Santa I don't want to be a snitch but I think Dean and Booster smoke pot. They get real defensive about it. Almost paranoid. I'm not saying to put them on the naughty list but don't bring them a bong or something that will just enable them.
The Dean Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) Santa I don't want to be a snitch but I think Dean and Booster smoke pot. They get real defensive about it. Almost paranoid. I'm not saying to put them on the naughty list but don't bring them a bong or something that will just enable them. Are you asking for the 400-ct Classpack again? You really should cut back. Edited December 18, 2010 by The Dean
Mr_Blizzard Posted December 19, 2010 Posted December 19, 2010 How's everyone doing? OMG!!! Santa, could you PLEASE bring the Bills a DE, an OLB a RT and some surprises for us??
Beerball Posted December 19, 2010 Posted December 19, 2010 How's everyone doing? Where the !@#$ is my Red Ryder BB Gun? You promised you big fat lying tub of goo!
LeviF Posted December 19, 2010 Posted December 19, 2010 Where the !@#$ is my Red Ryder BB Gun? You promised you big fat lying tub of goo! You'll shoot your eye out
WWVaBeach Posted December 19, 2010 Posted December 19, 2010 Santa Santa Santa, since you and Will Farrell are the only people sized residents of the North Pole why are all the urinals at Santa height?
Chef Jim Posted December 19, 2010 Posted December 19, 2010 I don't need any coal this year. It's been piling up over the years. Greed is good Santa....greed is good.
Kris Kringle Posted December 19, 2010 Author Posted December 19, 2010 Santa I don't want to be a snitch but I think Dean and Booster smoke pot. They get real defensive about it. Almost paranoid. I'm not saying to put them on the naughty list but don't bring them a bong or something that will just enable them. Now Herbert, you know there is no need to snitch, I already know about their recreational activities. Where the !@#$ is my Red Ryder BB Gun? You promised you big fat lying tub of goo! We all know about your "issues" and I don’t think a gun is the best gift for you. Santa Santa Santa, since you and Will Farrell are the only people sized residents of the North Pole why are all the urinals at Santa height? Don't believe everything you see in the movies son.
Wooderson Posted December 19, 2010 Posted December 19, 2010 You're a terrible role model Santa! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCJ-dygbFxY
Beerball Posted December 20, 2010 Posted December 20, 2010 OK Kris, if Kris is your name...tell you what...you turn the moon orange on Monday night and I'll say you're for real. Do we have a deal?
Chef Jim Posted December 20, 2010 Posted December 20, 2010 Red wine this year, not grape juice. File this post in the department of redundancy department file.
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