Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton.
DC Tom Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton. Y'know...you could just ask me to stop.
Beerball Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 tap tappity tappy tap tapppp tapper tap taaaap ta tap tap tuh taptaptaptap!
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton.
Just Jack Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 Get this..... http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060513/the-usb-missile-launcher/
Chef Jim Posted December 17, 2010 Posted December 17, 2010 Y'know...you could just ask me to stop. Oh come on man. Ask him to stop. I'd tell him.........Shut the !@#$ up dude!! But hey, that's just me.
Nanker Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 Get this..... http://www.coolest-g...ssile-launcher/ this might be more effective.
/dev/null Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 this might be more effective. Get a jar of pickled eggs and go for the real thing instead.
The Dean Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 (edited) I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton. Edited December 18, 2010 by The Dean
CountDorkula Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded.
BuffaloBill Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded.
Chef Jim Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. youtube.com/watch?v=fPxsVzR7Gqs&feature=related Tee many martoonies at lunch for that dude.
Booster4324 Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 Tee many martoonies at lunch for that dude. Him? or you?
Chef Jim Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 Him? or you? Well seeing I said for that dude........
Booster4324 Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 Well seeing I said for that dude........ Well seeing you said, "Tee many martoonies"
DrFishfinder Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 I really should record the tap-tapping of this a-hole in the cubicle next to me. I've never encountered a person with a worse sense of rhythm. It's totally infuriating to listen to. He manages to avoid even interesting accidents. Even the world's most annoying performance artists could not recreate how utterly & maddeningly unmusical it is. I've tried to imitate it myself, just to be able to convey to other people what I'm talking about and I can't do it. There was a point when I considered the possibility that he is some kind of John Cage fan, uber-genius musical satirist. But no...all indications are that the man is an utter simpleton. 2 words: air horn
CountDorkula Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 I just want to know what the lady next to him did to warrent a computer monitor to the face.
Just Jack Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. I've always got to wonder about these spaz out videos where the subject on the "hidden camera" is always in the center of the frame.
The Dean Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 JUST DONT DO THIS!!! OR if you do please have it recorded. youtube.com/watch?v=fPxsVzR7Gqs&feature=related And the next day he was promoted to VP of Human Resources.
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