Good news for all you single guys

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Scarlett Johansson getting divorced

 

[The Dean]

Funny. When she mentioned that to me the other night, I thought she was joking.

[LewPort71]

...and then you woke up from your dream ?

Edited December 15, 2010 by LewPort71

[HopsGuy]

She's 26. I'd have to break the "half your age plus 7" rule by one year. Can I get a ruling here?

 

"Sorry, Ryan. She's just not that into you."

 

Hey-O!

[Spun]

I never liked Scarlett in that marriage role anyways. Not to wish bad (good?)things on people but since we are on a roll, Jessica Alba, ahem...